My goal for the summer is to catch me a fly hunny
 

Any hints or tips for a guy who has been out of the game for way too long?

I was planning on going to community college in the fall, but maybe I should go ahead and do a summer term!

Tip 1: Girls love money. Shameless display of wealth will reel one in lickety split...even if you feel like a tool doing so, girls will put up with vast amounts of doucheyness to get to the money.

Tip 2: Girls love abs. If you've got a fat belly you'd better have enough money to make girls overlook it.

Tip 3: do your hair. Again, even if you feel like a douche, girls want evidence of some sort of upkeep.

Tip 4: wear clean shoes. Sounds dumb, but girls are judgmental bitches and will judge you by your shoes. If you're wearing dirty basketball shoes you might as well just stop trying.

I'm working on the belly! and I have the money to throw around so its all gravy baby!

I always style my hair!

ugh, I need new shoes like crazy tho! I've been holding out for the perfect pair tho....I don't want to settle for less =/

Nah-- just throw down 30 bucks on some casual slip on vans or whatever your style is... like I said as long as they're clean and don't look TOO high school you're probably good.

Maybe gilly can hook a brotha up with a sweet discount.

chicks love a nicely manicured lawn

Well if you're good looking you probably don't need to. (do the hair and wear clean clothes)

Tip 4: Don't mention you're suicidal if you are. Huge turnoff for girls.

Tip 5: Don't act like you don't have future plans. Another big turnoff for girls.

who wants that honey!!!

my tip is confidence brother.. don't show signs of being out of the game

yeah the chicks cream for the slip-ons. Vans are good because they don't make your feet look gigantic like other slip-ons/'stylish' shoes. Also recommended - Vans Authentics. Again, keep em plain to avoid looking too high school.

I have big plans for myself and tons of confidence!

holy shit commando is a fucking genius

if commando really knew what he was talking about, he'd have cut to the chase and recommended VANS, not just "shoes"

see, i manage a vans retail store – working my way up to regional (tri-county) manager – so i know my shit bro

thank you. It takes one to get a girl, you know.

I'm not on their payroll. I'm not one to dictate people's style preferences, either.

Thank you for your dedication to a great product. I actually have tons of vans-- I can't really wear anything else. I don't know if anything even looks as good. I've got Chucks, but they're not as comfortable by a long shot. I think the only time I'm not wearing vans is when I'm running.

That's it... I'm burning my Cole Haans and getting some Vans.

No way those are flammable.

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Go to the local bookstore and casually peruse The Audacity of Hope. Wait for a bespectacled lass to come along and then thoughtfully stroke your chin and remark "indeed." If she responds positively you are in. Politics makes chicks horny as fuck and democratic chicks are notorious sluts.

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I just joined e-harmony since it is free communication weekend. I only had 7 matches so maybe I'll catch a fly hunny on the internets.

are you chubby chasing?

:hurl:

not really.