Moar threads about vaginas plz
 

:banging:

Shut up.

Wear panties plz.

lohan is a minger * lohan is a minger!

Oh god her Vag looks bad

maybe If I had a few experiences like seeing hers I'd be a gay

looks likes someone took a butter knife to it

i don't get it, can you guys post some attractive vaginas? every one i've ever seen looked hideous.

I'll ask the wife

Yeah they only look good when your huge peen is going inside of them.

Or so I hear.

Nah not true. They can be admired for their aesthetic qualities as well, unlike the penis.

though i have no wish to touch one, i do find many penises rather nice to look at, from a safe distance.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nigga you gay.

define a safe distance :)

In his mouf because he gay.

Soooooooooo not gangsta.

word.

You gay.

YOU ARE A HOMOPHOBE CALLING HIM A GAY

Whateva nigga, he gay. That's so not gangsta.

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY

you touch yourself at night

if only i'd had a teacher like that... just one.

You mean you're not supposed to?

There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.

PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!

NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!

wtf

how have i not seen this movie.

that's awesome. i must spread some reputation around before giving it to kahlo again.

I'm always shocked when people don't know Monty Python quotes. It just shows how lame I am.