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The Jesus 03-21-2008 02:07 PM
Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
 
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A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

Click hear Dr. Manny talk about medical errors.

The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,339270,00.html

I wonder if her new anus performs better than her old one?

metal 03-21-2008 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by The Jesus (Post 3206478)
Hochfranken

??? 03-21-2008 06:50 PM
epic

Cool As Ice Cream 03-21-2008 06:52 PM
she should try to walk on her new anus and film it and put it on youtube and then use that in court let's see how they handle that eh i bet they've never had to deal with anus walkers.

Richard III 03-21-2008 07:00 PM
I wonder what they did to her anus.

The Shit 03-21-2008 07:42 PM
the doc should've just fixed her leg once he realized his mistake and then been like "the new anus is on the house"

??? 03-21-2008 08:21 PM
only in germany, man.

it would be cool if they implanted the new anus on her leg. or her foot.

then she could do crapsteps.

smashingjj 03-21-2008 11:13 PM
hahah germans

Mablak 03-21-2008 11:26 PM
What's this girl complaining about, clearly the surgeons saw the wear and tear and wanted to help her out. I bet this new anus will add years to her life, and all she can do is bitch.

Travis Meeks 03-21-2008 11:26 PM
I bet they don't even make her pay for the new anus. Some people get all the luck :(

noyen 03-21-2008 11:34 PM
who doesn't want a new anus?

Travis Meeks 03-21-2008 11:37 PM
I feel bad for that chick who's now stuck with a beat up anus since they gave her new one away :(

exactlythesame 03-21-2008 11:48 PM
who donates their anus to a hospital

noyen 03-21-2008 11:49 PM
i will pray for her. every night of my life.


wait, what if the female jackhammered anus goes to a man. a man with a females butthole.

would you fuck it?

i think this topic may need it's own thread.

RopeyLopey 03-22-2008 12:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ??? (Post 3206873)
only in germany, man.

it would be cool if they implanted the new anus on her leg. or her foot.

then she could do crapsteps.
with regards to the state of the health care system in your country, I would shut up. I rather don't want to know what they would do with her over there.

wally 03-22-2008 12:31 AM
i hope she wasn't too attached to her old anus

D. 03-22-2008 01:12 AM
i loled

twice 03-22-2008 01:28 AM
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Originally Posted by noyen (Post 3206974)
who doesn't want a new anus?
i don't know, i'm pretty attached to mine.i mean. we've been through so much together.

cork_soaker 03-22-2008 01:42 AM
so much has been through you

Rockin' Cherub 03-22-2008 09:01 AM
i dont think this is as bad as the high number of patients dying from false operations every year. i think it was more than 1000 last year for germany alone.

smashingjj 03-22-2008 09:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Rockin' Cherub (Post 3207252)
germany
lol

Rockin' Cherub 03-22-2008 09:06 AM
you're in for a serious anal operation by doctor rc dude

smashingjj 03-22-2008 09:17 AM
kommen sie mal hier

Luke de Spa 03-22-2008 09:27 AM
i feel like this story needs a punchline

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter... COME ON!!

JapanAlex 03-22-2008 09:28 AM
ok so does she have two anuses now?

..or did they just do a little refurbishing on the old one?

Thaniel Buckner 03-22-2008 10:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ??? (Post 3206873)
it would be cool if they implanted the new anus on her leg. or her foot.
if she was a prostitute, she'd be able to make some money on the side.


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