Looking for a funny reply to this email
 

I got this email from a friend and was hoping netphoria could give me a funny reply.

this place hasn't been funny recently. so i am looking for you people to redeem my faith in netphoria..

"Come to SF on my dime."

next...

He should have told her he can't afford one because he's already paying too much for not enough sex as it is

Honesty is the best policy.

I don't think that is the case. They are newly weds and this girl always seemed a little wild- she is big on pda, its kind of scary.
Originally I thought I read that line asking if she was a prostute where should she go

you find PDA scary?

Tell him to give her 20 bucks and stick his dick in her ass

I find those two expressing pda scary. Because its really gross

MY NUMBER IS 07812647421

ASK FOR SHITHEAD

I WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT

Calmly and pedantically explain that your friend would go to Hell if he wanted to find a prostitute because such thoughts are a sin against the Lord and against your friend's strangely capitalized Wife

Follow up with an exhaustive list of exceptions, like "unless you are looking for the prostitute only because you want to save her from her life of sexual degradation" or "unless you are looking for her because she is the only compatible organ donor on file"

Finish by letting him know you will be praying for him and his wife

And I thought I was old fashioned!

Id PM Brady and have her ask her boyfriend.

yeah well you're not helping much, are you

why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So he can suck you off before he dies!

your faith in netphoria's ability to entertain you is not something i care about, and i refuse to partake in this demeaning dance

this thread made me laugh two or three times. >_<

Do most Mormons read scriptures before bed?

I understand the journal thing. My dead bitch Mormon grandmother tried to get me to do that when I was a kid.

so you're part mormon?

There are family members I have that are Mormons. I don't talk to them though.

Tell her to go to the basement and dig down about two feet :smoke:

i thought they were a christian band

In a hospital serving victims of land mines, a little girl wakes up from surgery.
Little Girl: "Doctor, something is wrong... I can't feel my legs!"
Doctor: "Yes, we've had to amputate both your arms."

we have a winner

ahhh mormons. utah sucks