i witnessed my girlfriend of almost two years go home with someones else tonight
 

and her drunken 'best' friend tells me that they are fucking. should i:

a: never see her again
b: ambush her and try and make her feel as miserable as possible.

she's already texted me, pretending like nothings happened.


:(

ambush.

ouch. i feel for you bro. this is a hard choice and im afraid ill be of no help. if it were me id get in a last word then never talk to her again.

that is bullshit. i would do b and then a.

FOR FUCKS SAKES!!!!!!! wheifqwekfLASDFJASDFLKAJSDFASKDLFASDKFJASLDKFASDFL JADSLKF

:(

I thought y'all had broken up?

misery

absolutely

Mooney, choke a bitch.

you can work it out don't be a quitter

in the long run her misery will be maximized if you immediately and permanently sever all contact with her and move on as quickly as possible. it seems she has proven she's not worth any more of your time or energy. life is short enough already, don't waste it on someone who so brazenly disregards you.

actually yeah what rp said

Don't jump to conclusions and go for the ambush!!!

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bear mace answers all problems

crime of passion. Hurry before the window closes.

For entertainment's sake, tell her you've been banging someone else and see how she reacts.

what about "shit what do i do with all this unwanted bear mace?"

this one.

i thought she was your ex girlfriend

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=155757

stick it in her pooper

Mooney is teasing us with his silence.

I think it's obvious what you should do.

Hey.
sorry to hear that.

You don't even have to post here, you know that you tell her to fuck off, and be a man about.
She obviously has no respect for you or herself.

i know it hurts like fuck but cut the tart loose and move on.

Sorry about all this

toyschoketoys types in a scottish accent

With Scottish fingers

Hi I'm foreign; I have Russian hands and Roman fingers.

EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

dammit ever you're such a tard

<3

Yeah man pretty much sucks. For the sake of closure you have to confront her but be aware that like a caged animal she may lash out when cornered (you aren't doing it for me, you're hung like a 3rd grader, etc) so make sure your psyche is able to handle such slams.

After the initial shock make sure to imply that she is such a soul destroying harpy and will never be able to hold a man. Tell her to call you in 20 years when she's living in a trailer with 30 cats.

If you're still not satisfied take a dump on her front porch.

He could drink her milk shake but that might land him in jail.

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