pick my senior quote
 

what do you guys think i should go with?
thats right, i called you out?

Do a jack handy quote.

WITH THE LIGHTS OUT
IT'S LESS DANGEROUS

WITH THE LIGHTS OUT
ITS LESS DANGEROUS

how did I not think of this

^
awesome

fuck, too slow

ask kristin jones, she is like the quote queen.

*Apathetic*

WITH THE LIGHTS OUT
IT'S LESS DANGEROUS

1st

MY DICK IS TURNING INTO A TREE

"Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotameteaturipukakapiki maungahoronukupokaiwhenakitanatahu is the Māori name for a hill, 305 metres high, close to Porangahau, south of Waipukurau in southern Hawke's Bay, New Zealand"

Bye!!

dick in a box

if you try to be serious at all it'll probably be embarrassing later

if you try to be funny at all it'll probably be embarrassing later

your safest bet is not to say anything

your second best choice is a total non sequitor

I didnt even do a senior quote... yet in the yearbook they had me down as saying "where there is beef to be had it shall be had." i only said that once. i have no idea how they even knew that.

"I've been a Smashing Pumpkins fan since Siamese Dream, and have never really found many fans that were as dedicated to the Pumpkins as I was. I found Netphoria, but I've heard about this site being a piece of shit with jackass members, but I didn't really care; I figured this would be a cool site for me to be a member for me to be on.

Boy, was I wrong.

I've been on a whole shitload of forums...from the Astros.com message boards to the fucking Atari message boards. I've encountered a few jackass posters in my lifetime, but this message board sets the stage for jackass posters. From the second I registered I've had jackass posters ripping the living shit out of me or replies such as 'fuck off you dim cunt' when I say 'hi' or even try to be contribute to the forums with threads such as Influential Rockers on Our Time. I am utterly disgusted with 75% of this forum. The worst forum I've ever been on. Period. Echoing the Sound, Tool Fans, all said Netphoria was a bunch of jackasses and they were right.

And not to mention the site is a gigantic virus waiting to happen, filled with porn-implying ads, pop-ups, and redirects. It lags like a mother as well. I'm really surprised people CAN post on these forums. Especially noobs.

Quote from Billy, 'So as a final 'fuck you'', I say Pakula, I am utterly disgusted with the quality of Netphoria and I will offer negative feedback wherever I go.

And, whalah, the posts 'why don't you just leave' will appear, and I don't care...this is for the moderators or Pakula. Not for faggots like smashingjj.

That's right I called you out."

that's what i went with

needs to be 40 words or less...

like anybody is going to fucking read it

that's gay that they let just anyone have a senior qoute. at my high school quotes were reserved to only those in the top ten. so i got a sweet quote.

lol

TCTOM>>>>Geek USA

GET THE FUCK OFF THE COMMODE

This took a very long time to do.
 

make the whole thing one word, like this

mine was
"the normal people you know are the people you don't really know"

We didn't have senior quotes. I probably wouldn't have known what to put either.

mine was a quote from a woody woodpecker cartoon by some creepy FBI agent that kept following him

"If Woody had gone straight to the police, none of this would have happened."

it was appropriate at the time

That sounds like you were trying to be funny. But it wasn't.

Aren't non sequitors supposed to be funny?

if I posted the entire Great Gatsby right now it might not be funny, but it would be a good non-seqitur

i wasn't trying to be funny, like i said it was appropriate at the time and only people who were there at the time would understand it, which is what looking back on a quote is supposed to be. to everyone else it's a complete non-sequitor.

Yeah, I guess it sounds more like an inside joke than a non-sequitor, though.

"bury me with my money"

"Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme get get get get nothin"

i happen to find it hilar

the woody line.

That's not necessarily true, I was serious in mine and I still stand by it...

Mine was:

"Even though I can't stand this school, half the students and faculty, I would like to say thank you to Mr. McClellan and all of the band members and everyone else who has supported me. You will all be in my heart through whatever I may do in life."

And I forget what I wrote at the end but they cut it out...and not because it went over the spaces allowed. Then again, I guess it wasn't very important if I can't remember what it was.

Load up your copy of Glengarry Glen Ross

Set it to fast-forward, close your eyes, turn it back to regular play whenever you feel like it

Your senior quote is whatever complete thought next comes out of a character's mouth

Hey Milstead....do you know if your dad ever saw that screw you thread?