"I'm a fucking artist."

"King paedo"

"I believe I'm smarter than 50% of the school population"

That's still my signature on here. :rofl:

Think of something relevant you'd actually like to get across to people, post it here and we'll rewrite it so it sounds serial-killer creepy. Like

"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go, instead, where there is no path and leave a trail. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson"

becomes something like

"The weak and the unrighteous retread the paths of past deeds . When they discover my trail, and the heart of these woods, then will they see the righteous work of the strong"

Match it with an intense photo and you'll have a nice memento