if I posted the entire Great Gatsby right now it might not be funny, but it would be a good non-seqitur

i wasn't trying to be funny, like i said it was appropriate at the time and only people who were there at the time would understand it, which is what looking back on a quote is supposed to be. to everyone else it's a complete non-sequitor.

Yeah, I guess it sounds more like an inside joke than a non-sequitor, though.

"bury me with my money"

"Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme get get get get nothin"

i happen to find it hilar

the woody line.

That's not necessarily true, I was serious in mine and I still stand by it...

Mine was:

"Even though I can't stand this school, half the students and faculty, I would like to say thank you to Mr. McClellan and all of the band members and everyone else who has supported me. You will all be in my heart through whatever I may do in life."

And I forget what I wrote at the end but they cut it out...and not because it went over the spaces allowed. Then again, I guess it wasn't very important if I can't remember what it was.

Load up your copy of Glengarry Glen Ross

Set it to fast-forward, close your eyes, turn it back to regular play whenever you feel like it

Your senior quote is whatever complete thought next comes out of a character's mouth

Hey Milstead....do you know if your dad ever saw that screw you thread?

No, I don't think he did.

But he's 2 states away until Sunday. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Ack. He just called the house.

LOOK WHAT YOU DID

Hehe I certainly hope he sees it as it was pretty humorous.

if the quote goes under your yearbook just write, "in memoriam"

THE LIGHT JUST WENT OUT IN THE SHITTER.

Or this.

It's non-sequitur.

Fuck.

"You've all handled my ass-pennies."

Last year a girl from my school quoted the smashing pumpkins D:

That I do not suggest

This might be too meme-like, but:
'the kiosk in my temporal lobe is shaped like rosalyn carter'

You can of course replace her with anyone you find more entertaining.

Let me guess, something from Muzzle? Or 'the killer in me is the killer in you'?

It was something about painting the sky violet

everyone loves a good homer simpson quote

somebody bring me candy

im lonely.

and im starving

anybody want to split a bottle of wine.

mine was was "God is unforgiving, so Kick Rocks Deuces!"

mine was, "dont think, just drink"

we just submitted quotes that were all put on a couple pages and were not attributed to anyone

our quotes went under our pictures and this was my picture

that's a pretty intense gaze. standard practice in our yearbook photos was to smile.

i have bad teeth :(