same with everything else

shit in her bed

fuck it, just get her booze

+rep

since when is wine a bad gift to give someone?

It took 24 posts for someone to mention either a dildo or a vibrator?

Netphoria :noway:

well, i'd be happy if someone gave me wine and "flowers" for christmas... but then again, i'm not brady's boyfriends mother, so it doesn't matter

ill keep this in mind when i date your daughter though

you're so thoughtful

Shannons daughter is already arranged to be married to me

haha... hey, at least i keep it simple

you must attend this many queens of the stone age concerts to date shannon's daughter

you're just not up to snuff

i was at a QOTSA show while you were still wriggling around in yer daddy's ball sack

no babies for me, ever... but if i did have one, i don't know if there is any netphorian who i'd be willing to give her to

>_<

We're getting Mark's folks tickets to a concert...maybe you could get her tickets to a show she'd like to see?

As for the books, does your boyfriend know what she has or what she wants?

Gift certificate to a massage place/spa. Unless she already does that too often.

that was actually one of my first ideas but she has two cats who are still pretty young and curious =/ I remember we used to get them when we had cats but they were old enough to listen to us when we yelled at them.

Just fucking take her to dinner.

Tell her you bought her a bunch of carbon credits but then, you know....don't.

my bf did some shopping for me today and he got her some gift basket from that world store... world foods? shit I don't know. It's like a cross between a whole foots supermarket and a pier 1. anyway it had a bunch of appetizierish food that she likes and a bottle of wine. He also got her this foot kit becuase of some inside joke.

I think I am gonna make her some cookies and a pie while I am there for like 2 weeks. hah. Maybe make them ham for dinner one night.

A ham eh? Is that some way to sniff out any jews in the family?

they are all mormon

well obviously not his mom, but all the rest

i'm making my bf's parents gingerbread cookies and i'll probably put some organic teas in a basket with the cookies. they dont really need anything else and chocolates are bad for them.

chocolate isnt bad for you

:)

on another note, my bf said he has to give me my present before we leave because it flls u the back of his SUV. I HOPE THAT MEANS I GOT A DESK!!! I need one!!!!! woo

they are old and it's not good for their diet

Wow how thoughtful and romantic of him. Back to the pedicure seriously sooo much better than cookies or a plant, if her son buys her spa packages for her bday and shit then she obviously like them. But whatever.

it would be very thoughtful because right now my computer sits on an old coffee table and I sit on the floor. And there are tons of boxes in my "office" with no place to go :(

I might try to get her to go to the spa with me while I'm there cause I need a facial and she can get something else and I'll pay for it. I'm playing it by ear.