do you have hair
 

on your taint/around your anus?

and if so, do you ever get concerned that some shit will stick there, you wont notice, and then after walking around all day smelling like shit, you'll get in the shower and it will have hardened and you have to tear shit-laden pube dreadlocks out of your taint?

i try to wipe pretty thoroughly

do you ever make a point of cleaning your gooch hair during the wiping process, even using it as a shield while you 'scrape' the hair for shit?

this is like, some science

i should become the worlds first feces-centric sociologist. i could study the social impact of selective taint hair DNA and the ramifications of smelling like shit for up to 10 hours at a time in social situations where you dont usually smell like shit.

Well... no?

good for you

I guess.

what does 'ni cawcher' refer to exactly? my initial reactions is that it's "nee cowcher", implying that you're going to be taking my friends last name, supposedly when you marry him.

It means 'not kosher', it's as simple as that.

i suppose if you've got a perpetually sweaty ass crack you wouldnt have to worry about the doo-doo fossils on your butt pubes. however i also suppose this would raise your chances of sporting stripes... gin and tonic revelation there. billy corgan wears stripes on top to hide his stripes on the bottom

There's nothing like anal leakage.

first typing with your dick now hair around your butt, eh sonic johnny

freshman year of high school where my ass suddenly was covered with hair, i got a dingleberry once.

hair on my ass is probably the worst thing in the world. worse than aids.

if there was a way to permanently remove the hair i would invest a significant amount of money into its removal.

please let me know if you find one.

immediately

you got it.

not permanent, but better than shaving

http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/ur...RAZILIAN,0.jpg

getting fingered by a bald guy?

fuck yeah



its a chick getting a wax job

don't they have laser treatments that work sometimes?

sometimes i swing my anal hair around like a horse to keep the flies from flying inside me because i'm a sworn enemy of all zoophile activities

hey ****** do you wanna go in and get butthair removal treatments together?

i think it could be a great bonding experience.

you can hold hands

you can hold butthairs

occasionally im forced to use baby wipes

Just think, though, of the grand purpose butt hairs serve. If, due to some uncontrollable circumstance, you slightly shat yourself, the hairs would catch it before it could leak onto your clothes. My friend, I like my butt hairs.

i feel sorry for robin williams

ewww no way!

i use nair for men. keeps me fresh and so clean.