estimated time until next intercourse: 10 years
 

i'll be 35. i might have a job, perhaps some money. i'll be completely bald by that time, but i think baldness have started to spread a bit more then so it's more acceptable.

and i might have moved to another city. i'm very much out of my league with the alpha-males and alpha-females around here.

What city are you in? Surely they can't all be alpha-humans?

After you complete this course of study, will you be moving on to a graduate program? Perhaps you will meet someone there.

they are all alpha-humans. ESPECIALLY where i'm studying. blonde, tall, muscly. hair

Maybe you aren't looking in the right places. I have mostly given up for now.

i'm aiming for 35 baby. it's like being 13 all over again

haha

10 years dude? 10 years? wait what? 10 YEARS?

yeah yeah you have sex regularly.

we're not all masculine hunks with full heads of hair

im not saying it to be an ass and i am pretty far from a masculine hunk. im worried about your self-esteem. i think you should be more optimistic about your sex life.

cut your face open with a razor and we'll talk about being optimistic.

2 years of optimism, nothing. 10 years of pesimism will at least give me a sense of peace.

Confidence goes a really really really long way in getting with women.

not if you're 25, short and bald.

that only works for big men

how short are you?

that's not the talk of a confident person

anywho, i know its easier said than done. but you'd be surprised.

5.610236220472441. that and baldness + a mouse face = duovamps confidence "approach" doesn't lead to any significant advtantages.

this is like nazi germany. it's hitlers bunker and i'm a gay jew

a short bald gay jew

You don't have a mouse face. I think you are a handsome fellow.

i've only posted carafully selected pictures to hide my real face.

dean r koontz i hope you fall in love with someone tomorrow :)

and the girls here, well they are used to beauty and people who have never failed at anything and i have a looong string of failures behind me. that's also why the time frame is 10 years, i need some years to not fail

So what? All of that shit is in the past. Why would anyone even need to know about that?

you clearly arent helping yourself out much koontzy

they will know because i will TELL THEM. do you think i want to live a lie? never.

who goes around talking about their failures?

Sure you can tell them eventually, but it isn't like you have to bring it up right away. Everybody has had failures in their lives, or made bad decisions. You may not believe it because they don't walk around with a sign, but it's true.

theres a point in a relationship where you release your failures as a sign of vulnerability and that becomes a great thing youve shared with someone.

If all else fails, you can meet a woman from the Phillipines. There are thousands of them online just waiting for a man to sweep them off of their feet.

sweep them off their feet. sweet them of their feet

that is pretty depressing

The point is, you will always have options.

i already knew that. now we have a working plan here, a 10 year plan and both my scrotum and my brain have signed the treaty.

^^^^^

Haha.