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duovamp 12-17-2007 12:13 PM

lol @ dean_r_koontz's life.

teh b0lly!!1 12-17-2007 04:05 PM

i really can't tell if koontz is trolling or not

Mayfuck 12-17-2007 04:11 PM

anders you should immigrate to america. i dont know what you're doing in a sweden, a coutnry that is 99% alpha males and females, all beautiful blonde people. american women throw themselves at european men. they are also very dumb and naive, you would do well here

Rockin' Cherub 12-17-2007 04:21 PM

i'm the aryan übermensch of this board

Mayfuck 12-17-2007 04:22 PM

yeah we know.

Rockin' Cherub 12-17-2007 04:23 PM

jus checkin

yo soy el mejor 12-17-2007 04:55 PM

have you had sex recently, anders?

dean_r_koontz 12-17-2007 04:59 PM

three years ago i think. it was before i got tinnitus and collapsed and started posting on the board

dean_r_koontz 12-17-2007 05:03 PM

maybe it's the BOARDS FAULT!

I'm Hardcore 12-17-2007 05:06 PM

bites tongue

dean_r_koontz 12-17-2007 05:06 PM

i'm not planning to quit the board until earliest when i'm 40 .

Shapan 12-17-2007 05:11 PM

you probably would do well here, dean.

hairless migits get women here

dean_r_koontz 12-17-2007 05:12 PM

they don't here, well they get a hairless midget life partner.

hnibos 12-17-2007 05:13 PM

they will go gaga over your accent

Shapan 12-17-2007 05:21 PM

thats actually true

are swedish girls particularly tall? because at 5'6, thats not too short, because the average girl i always thought was like 5'3 or 5'4. and there are plenty of cute 5 nothing girls too.

and i kinda figure by 25 ill have grown so paranoid about my hair that ill have lost a good deal of it anyways.

dean_r_koontz 12-17-2007 05:44 PM

meh i'm not really that depressed about it. i've had my "fun". time to move on. i will always have the porn.

Mayfuck 12-17-2007 05:46 PM

I cant imagine you being well adjusted and talking up women considering your mysogynistic demeanor and mentally ill demeanor here

dean_r_koontz 12-17-2007 05:54 PM

that's why i need a 10 year time frame

teh b0lly!!1 12-17-2007 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dean_r_koontz
meh i'm not really that depressed about it. i've had my "fun". time to move on. i will always have the porn.

that's the spirit!
if i was your father id shed a proud tear right now

Warsaw 12-17-2007 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TuralyonW3

Is that a Real Doll under the covers in the background?

hnibos 12-17-2007 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dean_r_koontz
three years ago i think. it was before i got tinnitus and collapsed and started posting on the board

he thinks, but hes not so sure. what an alcoholic you must be!

Rockin' Cherub 12-18-2007 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayfuck
I cant imagine you being well adjusted and talking up women considering your mysogynistic demeanor and mentally ill demeanor here

seriously. so it hasn't always been like that?

is netphoria ready for dean_r_koontz - the early days?

dean_r_koontz 12-18-2007 04:52 PM

what does that mean exactly?

bardy 12-18-2007 05:03 PM

how is he going to find a women when he hates all of them

dean_r_koontz 12-18-2007 05:04 PM

i like my mom. and there's a nice one in school but i think she's out of my league

bardy 12-18-2007 05:06 PM

we all seem nice until you get to know us better, right?

(besides your mom of course)

Pretzel Logic 12-18-2007 05:08 PM

dean, have you ever considered the advantages of riding teh cock?

dean_r_koontz 12-18-2007 05:11 PM

there have been too big differences in my temperament and my way of acting compared to females. now it's increasingly more a matter of me not being good enough in other ways than emotional. it would have been nice if god could have let me be sane from 17-25.

dean_r_koontz 12-18-2007 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pretzel Logic
dean, have you ever considered the advantages of riding teh cock?

yes. but i do think the disadvantages outweighs the advantages, for example that i would feel dirty, disgusted and ultimately kill myself.

Pretzel Logic 12-18-2007 05:16 PM

god i love you


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