there is a netphorian in my house
 

his username is I'm Hardcore.

i still have a lot of netphorian dirt to dish.

wish i could hang w/ y'all

i have to go see flowers today

whoa, ****** has a house!

you coming to miami?

Tell him to go home, hes been gone long enough.

Was that from Willenium or Big Willie Style?

im making this the official "im hardcore is in orlando, fl" thread.

we got so drunk yo.

so drunk.

he said he's not sure but we'll definitely make a trip to the church of scientology in your honor.

also there's like a huge chasm between kiwi and ozzie accents, i've found. the former being the more dignified, obviously.

How was the sex? He ratees himself pretty highly but I have reason to believe it's all talk.

how is that ghost tank of theirs holding up?

it was wild and crazy. the waiter from applebee's joined in.

matt found places on my body i never knew existed.

i don't think i quite understand your jive, but if you're talking about their jeep, the transmission started to slip about 8 miles outside of town. like just refused to change gears. so they got it towed here, rove it to a garage and it turns out it just needs to have a ****** tune up. a few hunnet dollas.

Go on.

and you're only getting sloppy seconds

did he find the dingleberry patch?

So the rumours were true...

You can keep the fucker

the antipodean shifted vowel
the antupodean shufted vowel

living in australia affords me the worst of both worlds
leeving een austraya

that's right, mercurial is a kiwi.

:rockon:

You two firebrands should be making netphorian history right now. Hell even ropey, the most boring person. aided by, the second most boring person. managed to.

we went to the beach today.

not very historical.

nude beach?

Steady on, it was probably the first time they'd both been wearing clothes for days.

haha

All oiled up with no place to go!

last 3 posts are fantastic