ROGER CLEMENS IN THE MITCHELL REPORT!!!
 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

man this report is gonna be awesome. i love to see overpaid athletes taken down a notch

This is all retarded because IT WASN'T BANNED BY BASEBALL. Selig's a fuckup of the highest caliber.

"several prominent yankees".. im loving this

Pettitte, too. Not one shocker yet. No Chuck Knoblauch leaked yet, which is shocking.

Full list leaked, but take w/ grain of salt for now (like, it'd be Ivan not Pudge, etc):

"Brady Anderson, Manny Alexander, Rick Ankiel, Jeff Bagwell, Barry Bonds, Aaron Boone, Rafaeil Bettancourt, Bret Boone, Milton Bradley, David Bell, Dante Bichette, Albert Belle, Paul Byrd, Wil Cordero, Ken Caminiti, Mike Cameron, Ramon Castro, Jose and Ozzie Canseco, Roger Clemens, Paxton Crawford, Wilson Delgado, Lenny Dykstra, Johnny Damon, Carl Everett, Kyle Farnsoworth, Ryan Franklin, Troy Glaus, Rich Garces, Jason Grimsley, Troy Glaus, Juan Gonzalez, Eric Gagne, Nomar Garciaparra, Jason Giambi, Jeremy Giambi, Jose Guillen, Jay Gibbons, Juan Gonzalez, Clay Hensley, Jerry Hairston, Felix Heredia, Jr., Darren Holmes, Wally Joyner, Darryl Kile, Matt Lawton, Raul Mondesi, Mark McGwire, Guillermo Mota, Robert Machado, Damian Moss, Abraham Nunez, Trot Nixon, Jose Offerman, Andy Pettitte, Mark Pior, Neifi Perez, Rafael Palmiero, Albert Pujols, Brian Roberts,Juan Rincon, John Rocker, Pudge Rodriguez, Sammy Sosa, Scott Schoenweiis, David Segui, Alex Sanchez, Gary Sheffield, Miguel Tejada, Julian Tavarez, Fernando Tatis, Maurice Vaughn, Jason Varitek, Ismael Valdez, Matt Williams and Kerry Wood."

aww sucks for varitek

rofl@Abraham Nunez

that list strikes me as small.

Didn't Jose Guillen just get fined for some kind of substance abuse last week?

i was half expecting to see ortiz on that list, good thing he isnt.

He's just fat.

yea, but he pretty much came out of nowhere.

"that's what she said"

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what does that mean?

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Pujols!!! Noooooooo!!!!

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Did you find this on SoSH? Did Sully from Worcester post this?

I'd figure a legit list wouldn't name "MARK PIOR" as a suspect.

Yes, especially since the entire investigation was conducted by a member of the Red Sox front office

No, this list came from Bloomberg News. Which was then reported on WNBC.

Oh, they took it down because it's incorrect. I have to question the legitimacy of any list with so many errors.

Also Mitchell wouldn't name Varitek

Confirmed: Pettitte, Clemens, Tejada, Mike Stanton, Jason Grimsley, Brian Roberts and Chuck Knoblauch per SI's Jon Heyman.

Let's wait for the press conference.

lawl

stupid.

:(

I hope just to be fair they let Randy Levine conduct the next investigation and provide him with another $20M

Yes, this is a Red Sox conspiracy. George Mitchell is undertaking this to save the Red Sox and present them as the most commendable team in Major League Baseball.

Maybe Bob Watson can get this job next instead of arriving in the dugout in the middle of a game to tell a manager he can't wear a jacket.

Are you telling me there's no appearance of impropriety?

You wouldn't be throwing a fit if Gene Michael were given a $20M task force to "root out the evildoers"?