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I just whipped a huge back fly out of the air wiht a leather belt
it only took around 30 attempts
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and some of my walls and ceiling are now colored by my belt
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i opened the windows wide for him to fly out. the belt was a last resort. i spent a good 3 minutes trying to herd him out the open window with a shirt, then with a large DHL plastic bag. i got him real close and he refused to leave, so i decided to quit the shit and get real
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also at one point, he just sat down on the cover of that sp cd, zeitgeist. i tried to smash him with a harmonica but he was too quick. i did manage to crush the cd case, so it wasn't a complete failure
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its funny because my roommate just whipped me in the ass with his belt. kinky shit.
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its long done with sorry.
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warsaw, you surely have a movie that's close enough. dude, just imagineer a little pompadour into the clip and you'll be well on your way to yet another lonely/unfulfilling yet usefully sleep-inducing orgasm!
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flies are gross
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whatcolor, when you hit the fly with the belt, did it make a huge "cha-PSH" sound?
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awesome... did you whip him out the open window?
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update - i came across the dead fly's corpse last night. it had landed on my black guitar case, and i didn't see him until i moved it
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you should have let your venus fly trap eat him, man.
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that plant died this summer when i went on vacation :/
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aw sad. that's what you get for taking vacation.
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what was he stealing? that flying bastard had it coming.
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oh wow look another dragonfly! *WHIP!*
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if only sp's comeback was as good as this thread's
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this one even has more original members
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