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wHATcOLOR 12-10-2007 04:40 AM

I just whipped a huge back fly out of the air wiht a leather belt
 
it only took around 30 attempts

wHATcOLOR 12-10-2007 04:41 AM

and some of my walls and ceiling are now colored by my belt

wHATcOLOR 12-10-2007 04:42 AM

i opened the windows wide for him to fly out. the belt was a last resort. i spent a good 3 minutes trying to herd him out the open window with a shirt, then with a large DHL plastic bag. i got him real close and he refused to leave, so i decided to quit the shit and get real

wHATcOLOR 12-10-2007 04:47 AM

also at one point, he just sat down on the cover of that sp cd, zeitgeist. i tried to smash him with a harmonica but he was too quick. i did manage to crush the cd case, so it wasn't a complete failure

I'm Hardcore 12-10-2007 04:47 AM

flurry

Warsaw 12-10-2007 04:48 AM

http://www.st-abbs.fsnet.co.uk/tempery/vomitty-fly.jpg

wHATcOLOR 12-10-2007 04:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm Hardcore
flurry



:rockon:
:the helicopter:

BlissedandGone2 12-10-2007 04:50 AM

its funny because my roommate just whipped me in the ass with his belt. kinky shit.

Warsaw 12-10-2007 04:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlissedandGone2
its funny because my roommate just whipped me in the ass with his belt. kinky shit.

Pics?

BlissedandGone2 12-10-2007 04:55 AM

its long done with sorry.

Mariner 12-10-2007 06:08 AM

warsaw, you surely have a movie that's close enough. dude, just imagineer a little pompadour into the clip and you'll be well on your way to yet another lonely/unfulfilling yet usefully sleep-inducing orgasm!

Warsaw 12-10-2007 06:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mariner
warsaw, you surely have a movie that's close enough. dude, just imagineer a little pompadour into the clip and you'll be well on your way to yet another lonely/unfulfilling yet usefully sleep-inducing orgasm!

Awwwww yeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhh!!! :love:

AnnMarie727 12-10-2007 11:48 AM

flies are gross

teh b0lly!!1 12-10-2007 12:16 PM

whatcolor, when you hit the fly with the belt, did it make a huge "cha-PSH" sound?
cause if it didnt make a huge "cha-PSH" sound, then its no good

Piggy 12-10-2007 12:28 PM

awesome... did you whip him out the open window?

wHATcOLOR 12-17-2007 04:28 PM

update - i came across the dead fly's corpse last night. it had landed on my black guitar case, and i didn't see him until i moved it

murgle 12-17-2007 04:30 PM

you should have let your venus fly trap eat him, man.

wHATcOLOR 12-17-2007 04:42 PM

that plant died this summer when i went on vacation :/

murgle 12-17-2007 04:50 PM

aw sad. that's what you get for taking vacation.

Irridescent Fairysex 12-17-2007 05:24 PM

what was he stealing? that flying bastard had it coming.

Mayfuck 12-17-2007 05:27 PM

oh wow look another dragonfly! *WHIP!*

teh b0lly!!1 12-17-2007 07:37 PM

if only sp's comeback was as good as this thread's

Mariner 12-18-2007 02:22 AM

this one even has more original members


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