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how's it feel to have those new starz?

What is a "poo dong"?

when someone's put on Beckham Watch, how long does that usually last? is there a standard period, or is it done case by case?

i don't remember seeing you talk about television before -- do you ever watch it? if so, what are two shows you like or have liked?

Do you have siblings? If so, what are their ages?

Bone?

Summon?

^

Flight or invisibility?

who run it?

If you liked a girl in your Near Eastern Lit. class and wanted her phone number, how would you ask for it without seeming creepy?

if i traveled to new zeeland, could i visit you?

is a bird in the hand really worth two in the bush?

Thanks for the replies.

will you s my d

quality shit

what's your fuckin problem, budd-O.

how do i go about getting my bone on?

Should I watch Chapelle's Show or Superbad?

what if someone calls us a "pair o' pathetic peripatetics"? i think we should have a ready retort.

^i doubt there is a person in the world better qualified to answer this

What's your fav ice cream.

can you please ask unicron to answer the following question (I know you two are close)

What would be your first step in getting promoted? I'm not talking "do you job well and be nice to people" I'm talking cut-throat business politics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

do you think they should really give him their noses?

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/f...7777/snow2.jpg

Just say no to terrorism

lately it been chocolate chip mint. i really like chocolate and cherries though

get him to share his insult equation with you

Where is he from? One of you will be able to call him an antipodean alliterative asshole.

why is this thread 5 stars when he hasnte ven given any answers

Because you're causing a stir on facebook.

why do you assume you've got the answer to questions other people can answer, or that you can give them guidance?
are you god in disguise?
no no wait
RAE YOU JSUES?!1?!