Lou Barlow goes on Omaha murder spree, kills self
 

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I DON'T NEED YOUR STUPID CALIFORNIA ATTITUDE

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She described Hawkins as well-behaved, although "he had a lot of emotional problems, obviously."

stephen hawkins?

Stephen Hawking, jerkass.

do you think you've had more sex than stephen hawking? maybe you should try to mail him about your adventures with women

i wonder if stephen hawking had sex in pubs

i wonder if i had sex in pubs.



no, no im definetly sure i did not have sex in a pub

man i thought you were serious. malls are too crowded for lou.

hey julie wanna have sex in a bar?

>:O

where in the bar? on the bar? in a bathroom? in a booth? these are questions i need answered before i say yes.

(chris, please ignore this)

in, on, female stall, public payphone booth

okay. though it would have to be after the bar is closed and cleaned cuz i'm a germaphobe.

sorry Chris

it's this kind of talk that gets a man laid on the circuit

he might have to come along. though if there's free beer he'll be good.

orgy porgy pls?

i for one would appreciate a detailed history of benjamin's sex life from start to finish


what has he been up to since that girl that he met at the bookstore? he's come back with his chest all puffed up so im guessing he has dutifully slugged his way through various significant works of literature and fooled around with a few good looking girls who were fans of the decembrists at the right time etc. the kind of things that would probably not fail to get me off this board

how come you cant get laid then?

ew :)

i'm not a man

and i am?

my apologies. we can have sex at the theme park. on the log flume. get it?

fishing for compliments. let's just say this much: you have the chiseled features of a man and the mental constitution of a man. both invaluable tools in bars.

youre of typical intelligence and temperment, as such it' easy for you to make small talk in a bar, sprt of like a fish swimming in water. a man can understand swimming and consider himself superior to a fish but if what really makes him happy is swimming at the bottom of the ocean and breathing through gills, all his superiority and understanding still dont help him