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we got to move these microwave ovens

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Originally Posted by dean_r_koontz

i thought his dad was the leading construction worker of a construction site.

He says these things all the time, especially about my father being a lawyer and me driving a BMW- both of which are not true.

mama take this toolbelt offa me
not gonna need it anymore

Yep, any woman who thinks she looks okay must be a fatty. And any man who wants to hit that is either gay or has a thing for beached whales. Sound about right, 15-year-old boys?

She should start doing that Barbie workout she did when she was little!
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/B...ie/Barbie.html

She doesn't look bad compared to most US women because most US women are fat asses! Women of that size are not enviro-friendly!

She should change her name to Jennifer Loves To-eat-it. Man, her boyfriend is gonna need a dump truck when he dumps her fat ass.

OH SHIT! She's only 28.

Well then-- HOW HORRIFIC!!! HOW DISGUSTING! MY EYES! MY EYES! THERE IS BARELY AN EXCUSE FOR THAT AT HER AGE! JUST A TEENSY WEENSY EXCUSE BUT NOT MUCH!

Drop the donuts!!! Look, there goes a ghost! It's headed towards the gym! Spooky! Go get 'em girl!

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Originally Posted by duovamp

Yeah, I'll agree, unless we're assuming that she's still a celebrity. I think the difficulty would be that I'd need to be famous (not infamous, as I currently am) in order to get her attention. However if we had an average girl who looked just like she does now, I would not even waste my time talking to her because I'd be aiming significantly higher. Needless to say I wouldn't (and haven't) dated anybody as bad looking as she currently is. I'm sure if dean_r_koontz couldn't get a chick that must mean nobody else could, though.

for someone that knows everything about Warhammer 40k and everything nerdy and who posts on this board constantly you have really unrealistic standards. if you're into bags of bones then that's good for you but it's really hilarious to read your thoughts on what "good looking" is. how many of these girls that meet your high standards want anything to do with you?

i never thought i'd see the day when someone else looks like a bigger chauvinist than nimrod but congratulations.

j. love usually looks abnormally skinny, like she starves herself. she's got a big rack and she's skinny all over: that ain't right.

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Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

if you're into bags of bones

That about sums it up.

you make me sick in every possible way