worst caption to put on your photos on profile sites
 

"me"

well thanks for clearing up that mystery for us

*flags*



No need for this shit. OKC is a respectable dating site. I also disagree with that bullshit caption. "well well well" give me a break. aren't you a saucy little minx? fuck you

:hurl:

Best caption to put under pics:
Name of penis: Where's the poppers?!

:hanging:

:rofl:

^ reminds me of when ****** talks about how hot she is

dammit warsaw

Hehehe...Graveflower is the new Cliff Yablonski.

i'd totally hit that tho

fuck

FUCK

What I am highlighting here is "last login: yesterday"
These Matrix people still exist? Why? What in the fuck is wrong with you?

hahaha

Sorry! trotsky is unavailable! May I suggest: trotsky4u, trotskyilicous, trotsky_taco, trotsky_pal, i_am_trotsky

although i think i'm going with trotsky_taco

"littlekidlover"

i<32rape

Why is every girl on okcupid so quirky and irreverent? I imagine that being around 70% of these women is exactly like being with Natalie Portman's character from Garden State. This is just repulsive. It's great for people to be free spirits who don't conform but this kind of shit is ridiculous. I don't get it.

And this girl is nowhere near as fun and exciting as she thinks this picture implies, you know? She's at home taking pictures of herself biting a package of sausage. If she was so fun and out there she would be doing this at some fun night club, stomping around the streets with her wacky troupe of friends. Grade-A bullshit.

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Natalie Portman's character from Garden State had one thing that made her different from the people posted so far. You could tolerate her obnoxious actions because she was extremely hot, thus making her cute, not irritating.

I'm feeling this username because this poor girl is definitely going to wind up in some kind of Boxing Helena situation someday

hahahaha

I NEVER SAID I WAS HOT. just that i was kinda cute ^_^

20 year-old bisexual female from Pittsburgh? Give me her info.

:rofl:

seems like the internet to me

:hanging:

i couldnt agree more!

hip hip hooray

More pre-ops please!

This is a terrible choice of user name because every time I see it i read it as "penisisburning" and it makes me think she's going to give me the herp. You know?

Alternatively, it could just be some closeted gay thing where I see the word penis everywhere. But still gay guys don't want that stuff either so it's a valid point.

what she wrote there is much more offensive than her username