drinks for girls with weak stomachs
 

I like to go out to the bars with my girlfriend and get her drunk, but she doesn't have much drinking experience and tends to get sick kind of easily. What are some good mixed drinks that are easy to drink?

She likes things that have cranberry juice, pinapple juice, and she had something with Mt. Dew in it one time that she liked.

:erm:

.....but anyway....malibu is pretty good for pussies. goes well with mountain dew, pineapple juice....some other stuff.

"I like to go out drinking with my girlfriend"

better said?

I'll try malibu. We had alabama slammers last time we went out.

I agree with this post, from the weird look to the "malibu works for pussies" sentiment. Also something like a screwdriver isn't bad for a girl. Most bars dilute them so much there's barely any vodka.

erm apple juice + vodka?

my g/f only gets sick when she drinks alot of spirits with carbonated drinks, but is fine with fruit jucies etc

vodka + your choice of fruit juice

Kahlo, don't you mean fiance? Careful, guy.

your girlfriend is a bitch

:) yep! luckily she never comes near Netphoria

um, yeah. but i'm gonna go ahead and assume you actually meant what you said in the initial post.

ummmmm I think the real sugary stuff is what causes stomach aches

I only get sick when I drink a lot of fruity stuff... or chug way too much beer and have a stomach full of foam that is actually pretty hilarious to throw up

I mean like her stomach would probably be a lot happier if she had a good dinner and just took shots

less volume and less ingredients

but try crown and gingerale... dont go for anything really acidic like orange juice or cranberry juice cause that hurts when it comes up

if you mean like get sick from being drunk

then I'd make her stick with malibu/schnapps and zima or some other kind of girly tasting beer/malt liqour

skip all the drinks and just slip her a roofie. its much more cost effectiv.

would you like a bite of my stick?

Maybe this is her body's way of telling her she shouldn't drink, and you shouldn't be coercing her into it.

i thought you would never ask.

jager bombs
rum coke
etc

omg its so fun to poke snail tentacle thingies

they retract like all the way into the skull and then slowly come back out like they are afraid you are going to touch them again

Yeah, that's because they are

i was flying in first class earlier the week and started ordering cesars which seem to get me pretty drunk without tasting that strong...i started to wonder if maybe somehow the alititude was getting me drunk but that doesnt make sense in a pressurized cabin. i passed out after a few glasses of red whine and about 6 cesars. which got me paranoid thinking that the stewardess may have drugged me to prevent me from becoming unruly.

they didnt have that rim stuff on the cesars though. that makes them even better.

do they have the capacity for fear

i rescued a worm the other day. he was rendered helpless with some ants crawling on him. i picked him up and flicked them away. then i moved him somewhere safe. i wonder what he is doing right now?

They've got instincts

airplanes are pressurized to like 6,000ft and below or something like that. So it'd be like going up on a high mountain and drinking

so it does have an effect

and generally they dont make airplane drinks very strong, especially if you order more than 3 :(

When it rains and all the worms come out and rivers are made going down to sewer grates, I save the worms that foolishly challenge the current

probably happy diggin in the dirt

find the places I got hurt

lalala

I like to rescue snails after it rains and they are crawling around parking lots :( There are like thousands of crushed snails around them and yet they still crawl!!! idiots.

I poke some antennae before I rescue them to make it worth it for me though

probably digging a tunnel

Hey bonnie, check this out
http://www.bbc.co.uk/earth/nature/uk/record/1493

perhaps he is being regurgitated into the tiny gullet of a baby bird?
i suppose it's not really that time of year; he's probably just relaxing somewhere

Soon there will be halfway houses and soup kitchens set up for all those moles without holes