i think i want to quit school and become a chef and open a restaurant or something
 

anyone else think this would be cool?

i mean, tons and tons and tons of work. but wouldn't it be exciting?! eh?!

98% of restaurants fail

the restaurant business is brutal its a very hard business. be prepared to work A LOT.. you need deep pockets too unless your going in with partners. if you can make it work though restaurants are very cool. nothing beats good food and good company

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Stuck in a hot kitchen all day doesn't sound very rewarding to me.

I think baking cakes from home would be better. Wedding cakes and funeral cakes, you know.

who will deliver the food eulogy? and will you force them to survive off of tips?

we would not deliver

Olivier needs a job.

Sounds like a solid plan.

do you realize how much physical work is involved with cooking

well, no, not really. but i don't think it's outside the realm of possibility that i could learn?

i'm not actually going to do this. just one of those things i'll always have in the back of my mind. you know "man that would be sweet! too bad i could never do it!"

i'm a cook.
it's hot and pretty exhausting/stressful, but i do enjoy it quite a lot, especially because it is indeed a very physical job.
i prefer it to sitting in an office behind a computer all day

also, eulogy, you could go to culinary school

you want to quit school and become a chef? i think you need to go to school to become a chef. at least if you want to be a chef at anywhere nice

well they don't have a culinary program where i'm at right now. so i meant quit the school i'm at and go to a different one.

my friend's brother was at a good culinary school in chicago and is now working under all kinds of awesome chefs in motherfucking Italy.

i mean. how awesome is that.

Well howdy damn your fixin to get ur cowboy hats on and serve steaks where that little donkeys gets up on fuck you motherfucking fucking cocksucking slave sucker

why don't you try applying as a cook somewhere and see if you like it

it's a lot of backbreaking labor and it totally blows but there is some satisfaction you can take from it

culinary school is no guarantee also but then again eulogy is little mr. perfect student

i'm from northern illinois and i don't seriously say "boy howdy" you hopeless motherfucking idiot.

dude i don't even know if i could make myself a grilled cheese. i'd have to do a lot of work on my own before i could even consider applying for a job.

is this something you've thought about, trots?

northern illinois that sucks duuude id rather shoot myself in the fucking cock then live in chicago no joke really serious

someone make a cool board called hatephoria where we ban astrosfan

of course it depends where you applied, but it's likely that they would train you to cook/prepare the items on the menu....that's what they did where i work

he deserves a muting way more than mayday did. seriously, effloresce part II. not needed.

well i'd imagine i'd have to know my way around a kitchen and learn all the lingo and stuff. i really have no background at all.

what kind of place do you work at?

oh god don't even get into this

recipies are fool proof ok? fuck.

how do you think you're going to learn? at culinary school? are you serious? Do you know who cooks your food at restaraunts?

IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE

alright alright. i'm just sayin'

i come from megalopolis you fucking hillbillies