Why don't your own farts smell as bad to you as other people's farts?
 

:nuke:

immune system response.

they smell as bad if not worse sometimes. what?

because we enjoy our own musk.

because i am a robutt


tcm.

I could smell my own Farts all day.

But your farts ........ :flame:

why is it that signifigant others' farts seem to smell way worse than anyone else's?

I kinda agree with this but i also know some disgusting people who just smell like dead homeless people in their anus.

I crop dusted my chick in the bathroom the other day when she was brushing her teeth and she gagged

did she swallow her toothbrush at all?

because your farts didnt come out of someone elses ASS. also you are expecting them. thats why you cant be tickled by your own farts.

i think also that farts are contagious.

No, but it was close

the best is when you and your significant other both have the farts, and you fart at the same time underneath the covers and try to identify both orders at once...

you know what's better than that? having great sex with her instead!

note: i haven't actually tried what was suggested, and there's more than a fair chance that i never will.

so true. last night i had Angry Ass.

clearly you've never been to my grandmother's house.

woah, that just made me think, i've never heard my grandmother fart

I take my grandmother to and from dialysis four days a week. Dialysis makes people really tired. She farts in her sleep.

Did you know that there's this stuff called Chlorofresh that you can drink that makes people not have body odor? It gets rid of fart odor, poop odor and regular swear odor.

i've heard of the stuff that you pour in the toilet after you shit at someone else's house, so they don't smell it... perhaps it's the same kind of deal?

oh, and sorry about your stinky grandma :/

poor man's solution: light a match.

The stuff I'm talking about is basically extract of alfalfa, or something. It's also used as a vegan source of iron replenishment. I took it after I had my son.

My grandmother is the nicest lady ever. I don't mind that her farts smell... she makes the best soup!

haha...angry ass. i shall use it every day.