turalyonw3 private message dump
 

post 'em here

my advice is to stay in texas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

first one brought the lols

i have none so here's a warsaw pm

fuck off

i'm like the only person that replies to your threads

you're such a fucking weasel celluloid_love. completely untrustworthy. go away from the real men and suck some weak boychild wee wee instead.

yeah

exactly. quit tarnishing my brand

why are you still here? you want mayfuck to urinate on you, i think you should let him now and get all over all these conflicting emotions.

advertising techniques have been underutilised in boardsports. i feel we are really in an excellent position to innovate here

i don't have cool ones from turalyon but i have some creepy ones from mayfuck

7/28/2005
9/8/2005
10/11/2005

for instance this thread isn't about turalyonw3 private messages (who cares about that guy?). this is about pushing the de Spa brand as a rebellious, unpredictable – yea, undeniable – value proposition in the otherwise monochrome, predictable arena of contemporary boarding.

the customer wants – needs – deserves better. the time has come. with de Spa brand boarding, the face of the game has changed – perhaps not how you thought you wanted it to — but nevertheless, undeniably for the better.

i just bought a Luke de Spa t-shirt and mug! i am caught up in the LDS whirlwind!

*nibbles on some lettuce*

in the midst of a frothing public backlash, there is one and only one course of action available: play for pity. i believe i am about to have a heart attack. i have a rare illness

this is a fake. it's had belgians in it. de spa brand HAS NEVER AND WILL NEVER CONTAIN BELGIANS

by now you have become convinced that your life is not worth living without our product. indeed, you cannot remember how you got by previously. clearly you were living in limbo, biding your time until fulfilment reared its delicious visage.




help. i am dying.

this thread is awesome.

hahaha

:erm:

nice

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this seems to be a recurring theme

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You have one of those names too.