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MrPantyFAce 09-24-2007 06:45 PM

how long does it take for you body to combat b.o.?
 
ive heard that if you stop wearing deodorant eventually you can wean yourself off it, while not having b.o. .... as such be free'd from slavery 'the man' is forcing upon us by making people buy these terrible consumer goods. antiperspirants stop your body from releasing toxins, obviously causing cancer

i have no job, havent been into leaving my room the past couple days.so ive started to ferment. i figure if i can keep this up until the b.o. cancels itself off then it will a productive period. how long am i looking at?

smurfing 09-24-2007 06:47 PM

try to smell it as often as possible so your body really knows it is there and gets to work

Grumble 09-24-2007 06:48 PM

I emit nothing but pleasant odours. The key is to find a deodorant that mixes nicely with your chemicals.

gpub 09-24-2007 06:48 PM

I had the worst BO last night.

ravenguy2000 09-24-2007 06:49 PM

the other night my left armpit was pretty rank but the right one was fine

Grumble 09-24-2007 06:51 PM

I get that, but it's normally my right pit that causes the trouble.

MrPantyFAce 09-24-2007 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grumble
I emit nothing but pleasant odours. The key is to find a deodorant that mixes nicely with your chemicals.

:dammit: deodorant is transported using fossil fuels!!!

Nate the Grate 09-24-2007 06:53 PM

If I go somewhere and I forgot to put deodorant on for some reason, I cannot relax. I'm self conscious the entire time I'm gone, until I get to that glorious stick again.

??? 09-24-2007 06:54 PM

b.o dude

Grumble 09-24-2007 06:55 PM

The spray stuff gives me a headache, so I prefer to roll with it.

Nice crappy Oasis pun there.

MrPantyFAce 09-24-2007 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nate the Grate
If I go somewhere and I forgot to put deodorant on for some reason, I cannot relax. I'm self conscious the entire time I'm gone, until I get to that glorious stick again.


junkie

Kanan Road 09-24-2007 06:56 PM

sometimes you know you are secreting a rank scent and you have to smell yourself. there is a certain pride in emitting a musky odor that turns heads.

ex: you just worked out for 2 hours
ex: you have no job and havent left your room for days and can feel your hair becoming oily

Mablak 09-24-2007 08:08 PM

I haven't used deodorant in about 2 years, I don't really know what my BO is like right now, but I never notice it.

sickbadthing 09-24-2007 08:12 PM

fuck you people who don't use deodorant. you smell like ass. i don't care if you die of cancer or anything else. YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT.

jenn 09-24-2007 08:45 PM

if you buy some liquid chlorophyll (they sell it in natural food stores) it will do that without having to reek for a few weeks.

smashingpumpkin 09-24-2007 09:01 PM

i get massive pit stains if i wear anything dark and im anxious.

brendo_91 09-24-2007 09:21 PM

supposedly if you don't shower for long enough your BO becomes sweet smelling. i read it on billys confessions so it must be true.

Toby 09-24-2007 09:31 PM

my nuts usually smell worse than my pits.

Future Boy 09-25-2007 12:29 AM

Every bum Ive ever passed on the street disproves this.

I'm Hardcore 09-25-2007 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toby
my nuts usually smell worse than my pits.

oh yeah

Ol' Couch Ass 09-25-2007 12:37 AM

If you guys are going to stop wearing deodorant you might as well move to Asheville and wait for the next Pumpkins OP residency. Your stank asses will fit in fine with the hippies.

Ol' Couch Ass 09-25-2007 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toby
my nuts usually smell worse than my pits.


the taco nuts phenomenon.

I'm Hardcore 09-25-2007 12:40 AM

i only ever really sweat during sex

even if i run hard for 90 minutes during a soccer game, im still reasonably fresh

MrPantyFAce 09-25-2007 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Future Boy
Every bum Ive ever passed on the street disproves this.


yeah, i'm going to shower though.

Future Boy 09-25-2007 01:09 AM

I thought the point was not to shower. Wouldnt you just not stink due to the showering.

MrPantyFAce 09-25-2007 01:18 AM

nah, right now im just boycotting deodorant...maybe one day soap,shampoo, and showers all together. ive had b.o. for a couple days, but i think the worst of its over. i can beat this.

yo soy el mejor 09-25-2007 01:21 AM

for some reason i remember ihamannn saying he got botox in his pits and he didnt sweat or something

Dr. Phil 09-25-2007 01:29 AM

Shaving your arm pits will cut down on the odor. The smelly bacteria live on the hair.


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