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Green Plastic 07-17-2002 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years:
what's sex?

When two people kiss in bed naked.

lucky_13 07-17-2002 10:26 PM

hmph.

Undone 07-17-2002 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nate the Grate:
at least I've been to 3rd base

I get so confused about the bases. More specifically, 2nd base. 1st base is kissing, correct? French, I'll assume. Second is...what? Being naked? Groping a body part? Third is oral. Can third be anal?

I guess I'm still allowed in this thread for 3rd base since the other person is.

Graveflower 07-17-2002 10:35 PM

If you've given or received oral, you don't qualify. Get lost.

lucky_13 07-17-2002 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Graveflower:
If you've given or received oral, you don't qualify. Get lost.

um...i don't think that's true. losing one's virginity requires intercourse.

Nate the Grate 07-17-2002 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Graveflower:
If you've given or received oral, you don't qualify. Get lost.

you just don't like the idea of other people horning in on your exclusive Loser Club


Nate the Grate 07-17-2002 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Undone:
I get so confused about the bases. More specifically, 2nd base. 1st base is kissing, correct? French, I'll assume. Second is...what? Being naked? Groping a body part? Third is oral. Can third be anal?

I guess I'm still allowed in this thread for 3rd base since the other person is.


I was taught in school that 1st was kissing, 2nd was "touching" and "hard kissing", an 3rd was oral.


Red Wine Cage 07-17-2002 11:34 PM

*scratched nutsack*

*leaves*

Eulogy 07-17-2002 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nate the Grate:
I was taught in school that 1st was kissing, 2nd was "touching" and "hard kissing", an 3rd was oral.



Really now?

Graveflower 07-17-2002 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eulogy:

Really now?

I think he means from other kids. :p

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Nate the Grate 07-17-2002 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Graveflower:
I think he means from other kids. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/tongue.gif


no it was a joke. eulogy winz.


Eulogy 07-17-2002 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nate the Grate:
no it was a joke. eulogy winz.



I just thought you went to some fucked up school.

But yeah, I win.

Lie 07-18-2002 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lucky_13:
um...i don't think that's true. losing one's virginity requires intercourse.

I have to insist that oral sex counts under certain circumstances. My reasons for believing this are a)lesbians and b)the fact that it's just silly to wake up naked next to someone after doing delightfully dirty things the night before which involved orgasms on both sides and think you're still a virgin.

Of course you have to be sensible about it. Giving a blowjob while fully clothed is not losing your virginity.


Travis_Wright 07-18-2002 12:03 AM

what in the hell is a blowjob?

Lie 07-18-2002 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Travis_Wright:
what in the hell is a blowjob?

A very passionate kiss.

blackfaerie 07-18-2002 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ammy:
virgins only post.
the rest of us post AND fuck.



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Travis_Wright 07-18-2002 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lie:
A very passionate kiss.

well then i've never had a blow job http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif


rkjr 07-18-2002 12:36 AM

This topic seems to stay at the space third from the top whenever I look at the board. So I'll post just to see it at the top once. And to announce my sweet delicious purity.

Mariner 07-18-2002 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nate the Grate:
horning


This Naked Chef 07-18-2002 12:37 AM

Sex-obsessed introverts needs not reply.

Kilgore Trout 07-18-2002 12:40 AM

Reporter: Hey Justine is Britney a virgin?
Timberlake: I don't know but I know her mouth isn't!

Ugly 07-18-2002 02:00 AM

can your virginity grow back? up until a month ago it took me 2 and a half years to get laid again . . . and I don't know how long this will last.

*feels depressed*

*watches Gay Spider-Man again*

*feels happy*

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blackfaerie 07-18-2002 02:03 AM

my questions is... if i buy my friend a vibrator and she uses it, will it take her virginity? think about it..: "i lost my virginity to a battery-operated toy!!"

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Lie 07-18-2002 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by blackfaerie:
my questions is... if i buy my friend a vibrator and she uses it, will it take her virginity? think about it..: "i lost my virginity to a battery-operated toy!!"

No.

Fattening Ass 07-18-2002 02:06 AM

heh, dumb virgins.

Lie 07-18-2002 02:06 AM

I've heard of girls who refused to use tampons because they thought they would lose their virginity.

blackfaerie 07-18-2002 02:09 AM

the same friend i'm thinking of buying the toy for asked me if her hymen could grow back after sex....

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Lie 07-18-2002 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by blackfaerie:
the same friend i'm thinking of buying the toy for asked me if her hymen could grow back after sex....

There's an operation you can get for that.

neopryn 07-18-2002 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nate the Grate:
I was taught in school that 1st was kissing, 2nd was "touching" and "hard kissing", an 3rd was oral.


They told me 1st was kissing, 2nd was "up the shirt", and 3rd was "fingering". No one ever knows what base they've been to because they're all different. Anyway, I'd better get out of this post. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/cool.gif



[This message has been edited by neopryn (edited 07-18-2002).]

Lie 07-18-2002 03:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by neopryn:
They told me 1st was kissing, 2nd was "up the shirt", and 3rd was "fingering". No one ever knows what base they've been to because they're all different. Anyway, I'd better get out of this post. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/cool.gif

But if you think about it it all makes sense. 1st is kissing. 2nd is any kind of groping or touching of body parts besides the genitalia. 3rd is any kind of stimulation of the genitals without intercourse.


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