this guy needs a girlfriend
 

http://www.skylab.org/~plumpy/rick/rickspage/

help him out.

that guy is really dork.

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<dndmepunk> you can't use english correctly but you know how to say fuck you, i find that funny
<dndmepunk> if you don't know english, you at least know fuck you
<dndmepunk> i don't know italian....i don't know italian bad words either

http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/excel.jpg http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/hayat.jpg http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/puchuu.jpg

Hobbies: Computers, Internet, Graphics, Music, Pro-Wrestling, Star Wars, Collecting Action Figures (mostly just Star Wars), Driving (What can I say? I just like driving my car.)

Oh man. At least it's chalked full of information.

http://skylab.org/~plumpy/rick/palrick/index214.html

even pokey the penguin got in on the fun

He likes the Pumpkins and the Spice Girls. Ladies, there's a keeper.

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http://www.toolcity.net/~burt/images/pimp3a.jpg
My anti-drug is non-consensual sex with minors.
AIM: Mista Saki

Well, fuck, now he's just being picky.

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http://www.toolcity.net/~burt/images/pimp3a.jpg
My anti-drug is non-consensual sex with minors.
AIM: Mista Saki

what. the. christ. shit. fuck.

http://www.therotunda.net/wedding/index.html

i guess rick got married

And he really hit the jackpot.

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Ziggy says there's a 92.2% chance I should kick you in the face.

http://www.therotunda.net/wedding/--visual/bears1.jpg

I don't mean to bash the guy and his mothe- er, wife, but that picture is disturbing.

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http://www.toolcity.net/~burt/images/pimp3a.jpg
My anti-drug is non-consensual sex with minors.
AIM: Mista Saki

http://www.therotunda.net/wedding/--visual/allgone.jpg

Oh god.

http://www.therotunda.net/wedding/--visual/garter4.jpg

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http://www.toolcity.net/~burt/images/pimp3a.jpg
My anti-drug is non-consensual sex with minors.
AIM: Mista Saki

JESUS FUCK NO.

aren't you the one with the foot fetish?

I have my limits.

I wonder if this woman met him through his website.

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http://www.toolcity.net/~burt/images/pimp3a.jpg
My anti-drug is non-consensual sex with minors.
AIM: Mista Saki

i wouldn't hold it past her

He also likes rock music, but there's Tool and then there's Creed.

Yeah, I can't imagine she'd be much of a relationship veteran either.

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http://www.toolcity.net/~burt/images/pimp3a.jpg
My anti-drug is non-consensual sex with minors.
AIM: Mista Saki

i feel sick in the stomach looking at this

http://www.therotunda.net/wedding/--visual/garter4.jpg

I can't tell which one is supposed to be good. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

NO

good god man did you have to post the garter picture in the thread. i saw the name and specifically avoided it.

here i am thinking, ha, i'm not going near that one, then there it is right in my fucking face.

AAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHH


THAT FUCKING GUY IS STAYING AT OUR BED AND BREAKFAST!
IT'S HIM!
ASKFASD;KLF ;KLASDFJ ;ALSKDFJ;ASLKJFHJKG

HE AND HIS LITTLE FRIEND KEEP ASKING TO TAKE MY COUSIN AND I OUT

I'm so fucking not kidding. That fucking looks like him. And he fits the profile, minus the large wife.

good fucking god.
he is here until late july.
come visit him!

From the foreground to the people in the **********, that picture is just about perfectly ridiculous in every way.

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http://www.toolcity.net/~burt/images/pimp3a.jpg
My anti-drug is non-consensual sex with minors.
AIM: Mista Saki

Best. Thread. Ever.

http://www.therotunda.net/wedding/--visual/longkiss.jpg

oh good god no

she looks like a fucking ewok.

If your perception of women is anything similar then you might find yourself licking pig at some point.

Be wary.

[hoping to god that all they do behind closed doors is talk about star wars]

at least her dress is distracting...

How many girlfriends I've ever had: 0
How many dates I've ever been on: 0
How many times I've been kissed by a girl: 0
How many times I've been hugged by a girl: 0
How many times I've ever held a girl's hand: 0
How many times a girl has ever asked me to sit with her at assembly: 0
How many times a girl has ever asked me to sit with her at vespers: 0
How many times a girl has ever asked me to sit with her at the cafeteria: 0
How many times a girl has ever asked me to sit with her at all: 0
How many times a girl has ever said 'Hello' to me: 0
How many times a girl has ever smiled at me: 0
How many girls have ever wanted to associate themselves with me: 0
How many girls probably even care: 0

Looks like the score is even between Rick Wallace and Mayfuck.

From the looks of it, he just likes any band that's been on the radio during the past five years.

I feel bad for this guy. I'm pretty pathetic, but even I'm not that pathetic.


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Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.

dos

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Kind of a big drop off there between his first and second choices.


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Shine get!

Goes to show that maybe there is someone for everyone (?)

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build a man a fire and he is warm for a day... set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life...

i was so high when i read that and i laughed so fucking hard. there are friggin 13 year olds that have kissed more people and gotten fucked more than this guy will.
and God, i feel so sorry that he got a whale for a wife