slickrick is my new hero.

do you have a newsletter? if so, i would love to subscribe

No I will not have sex with you. And stop looking at my titties!!!

Ouch. That really hurts that you're insulting me about my internet provider. So much so, in fact, that I won't mention the fact that you'll be spending the rest of your life with something that looks like that. You'd probably want to forget about that.

****** - nah, no newsletter, just a couple of Web sites...

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My life doesnt seem so bad now

I'm sure your wife was eager to buck that "frequently" trend and made more than enough time for cake- shit, there was three of them to mow through! It's amazing enough that she took five minutes away from the TV Dinner cart to marry you. You must be real special.

I beg of you, then, please please PLEASE hold back your woman. I don't want to have to fight for a piece.

So... we're related?

The only person blue in the face is you when your wife is on top.

[This message has been edited by AndySlash (edited 07-04-2002).]

this is by far the best thread i have and will ever create.

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And btw rick, no one here believes you aren't him!

http://www.skylab.org/~plumpy/rick/r...e/rickspic.gif

http://www.therotunda.net/wedding/--visual/bears1.jpg

[This message has been edited by So very sad about me (edited 07-04-2002).]

Fat chicks are best in bed.

What about bald ones??

I may have married a weeble, but I'm not THAT stupid... Yes, we had three cakes at the wedding. We had a lot of friends at the reception. Ah... friends. Sorry, I forgot. You wouldn't know.

So, are you still dipping your little wee-wee in the fish tank while watching cheap gay porno?

How did this guy find this messageboard?

now you're just getting silly, mr. rick! after all, everything you said about him is assumed! you don't know whether or not he performs the aforementioned sex acts in a fish tank or not. it's not like you have photographic evidence, or anything. on the other hand, there is plenty of verification pointing to the fact that you like to lick the feet of pigs.

you know, pigs bathe in their own shit.


[This message has been edited by failure (edited 07-04-2002).]

he more than likely checked where his bandwith was going.....

This guy is probably a lot happier than any of you people will ever be.

svsam - The picture on top isn't me. I've never been to Michigan. He's probably never been to the South. The likeness is similar though. He's got more eyebrows than I do.

neopryn - it doesn't matter what you look like, you're a twerp; at least my wife could diet.

gumby - you work in a bar in Oz ... how bad could it have been in the first place?

useful idiot - k'ding! got it in one; when I see a bunch of hits on my site coming from a *single page*, it shows up in the stats; I came to investigate

For what it's worth, I'm a Smashing Pumpkins fan and keeping an eye on Zwan... 8^)

Nope, didn't know that. You must be remarkably well-informed on the subject. What else can you tell us all about your experiences with shit?

If you mean me, who knows? I might be the busiest...

A couple of old saws come to mind - ignorance is bliss, and even blind squirrels find an acorn once in a while.

Oh yes, some more thoughts. Pretty girls generally get what they want whether or not they have even half a brain. Decent-looking girls with a smile and an attitude, same. Guys still compete for them, but need cash to support the shopping habits - and maybe a family.

Very few women look good (to the average guy) after 35. Basically, the 20-something girl you meet is more than likely going to look closer to average next decade if you hang around that long. Hair turns grey, tits sag, muscles go to flab, teeth fall out... it's natural and nigh unavoidable. Then there's their biological mommy clock. Enough said! So, enjoy your youth while you have it - it'll be gone someday.

Knowing all of this, watching over the years how things never change, one's own gradual slide down toward senility and eventual death; walking on while your tribe dies off one by one... and still being able to have fun and laugh, well, that's one key to happiness.

Philosophically, slickrick


[This message has been edited by slickrick (edited 07-04-2002).]

slickrick, I hope you become a regular. you're my favorite of them all.

i second that, quite seriously. i kinda like this guy...

lol, im happy as I could ever possibly be, im almost guarenteed a chance to become a United States Marine, i have the greatest GF in the world(shes so cool, and lots of people say "damn! dude, she could be a model" etc :P)and she loves me very much, and I cant even begin to say how much I love her. This guy obviously chose to be secluded from people(and there in, females) because i dont care how retarded you are, there are others like you everywhere, and people who act/think/play alike, usually hang out and become freinds.(Ie my friend nick who races snowmobiles with me, my friend Steve who has helped me fix up my3 classic cars, my friend andy and his older brother Hank who act alot like me,. etc etc, im not making fun of the guy, im just saying, if he has no friends or no gf, its because of decisions he madem his website looks to me like hes blaming everyone else for not liking him. anyway, its the 4th and i have a party to get to.

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Semper Fidelis

didn't read this at all, did you?

hey slick rick, i wasnt being mean. i meant what i said.

i probably will look like shit when i am 35...believe me you dont have to tell me.

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov...80818f9gw3.jpg

But she won't, will she?

http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news...be-ice-gos.jpg

Oh how wrong you are.
Old people came to where i work. The only young people who came to my bar are junkies and dole buldgers

[This message has been edited by Gumby (edited 07-04-2002).]

They don't spend much moolah on shampoos, conditioners, mousses, gels, revitalizers, body enhancers, pins, curlers, et hoc genus omne...

However, they might spend even MORE on wigs and hats. Go to a wig store sometime and browse around - it's educational.

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