If your perception of women is anything similar then you might find yourself licking pig at some point.

Be wary.

[hoping to god that all they do behind closed doors is talk about star wars]

at least her dress is distracting...

How many girlfriends I've ever had: 0
How many dates I've ever been on: 0
How many times I've been kissed by a girl: 0
How many times I've been hugged by a girl: 0
How many times I've ever held a girl's hand: 0
How many times a girl has ever asked me to sit with her at assembly: 0
How many times a girl has ever asked me to sit with her at vespers: 0
How many times a girl has ever asked me to sit with her at the cafeteria: 0
How many times a girl has ever asked me to sit with her at all: 0
How many times a girl has ever said 'Hello' to me: 0
How many times a girl has ever smiled at me: 0
How many girls have ever wanted to associate themselves with me: 0
How many girls probably even care: 0

Looks like the score is even between Rick Wallace and Mayfuck.

From the looks of it, he just likes any band that's been on the radio during the past five years.

I feel bad for this guy. I'm pretty pathetic, but even I'm not that pathetic.


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Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.

dos

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Kind of a big drop off there between his first and second choices.


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Shine get!

Goes to show that maybe there is someone for everyone (?)

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build a man a fire and he is warm for a day... set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life...

i was so high when i read that and i laughed so fucking hard. there are friggin 13 year olds that have kissed more people and gotten fucked more than this guy will.
and God, i feel so sorry that he got a whale for a wife

I wouldn't hold it anywhere near her.

>>Let me put it to you this way: I'd go out with any girl who asked...SO PLEASE ASK!!! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

ahh man, this guy is a sad case

Hey, he was telling the truth.

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http://www.toolcity.net/~burt/images/pimp3a.jpg
My anti-drug is non-consensual sex with minors.
AIM: Mista Saki

+2

You couldn't think of anything negative to say about either the guy or his whale?

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http://www.toolcity.net/~burt/images/pimp3a.jpg
My anti-drug is non-consensual sex with minors.
AIM: Mista Saki

Whale, eh..?

*clears throat*

SHE BETTER NOT GO SWIMMING NEAR ANY JAPANESE OR NORWEIGANS!!!

*cue applause*



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http://www.phatjoe.com/lameass/icons/panda.gif Darnce, Panda!

The real Rick Wallace speaks.

Hi all,

Failure, ******, etc. - The guy on [ www.skylab.org/~plumpy/rick/rickspage/ ]

ain't me. I've never met him.

Yepper, I may have married a whale, but she's a very nice whale.

Ghetto_Squirrel: What can I say, the cutesy bears worked for us at the time.

Yeah, that's my wife - definitely a woman of substance with thinning gray hair (started in her teens), but knowing someone who cooks and sews really well these days is nothing to sneeze at, y'know? Nope, we didn't meet online. Actually met in person.

So, tell us about your squeeze...

Yes, it was ridiculous and fun. When was the last really fun wedding any of you went to? 'sides, we had three cakes...

Smiley33: nope, whoever you're talking about wasn't me at your B&B. Never been to Canada.

Hey everyone, if you've got the guts to publish your own wedding pictures, post the URIs, I'm sure everyone would love to see you.

If it makes ya feel better, we're not gonna breed. *G*

Rick Wallace,
not the truly pathetic geek mentioned earlier

AKA slickrick

i think its neat he didnt give a shit how she looked.

He's too weird-looking to be able to give a shit.

That was mean.

Maybe I should go "cheer" him up. He lives about twenty minutes from me!!! LOL

Damn. I really wanted to meet him.

That explains a lot of things.

god damn that guy's pathetic! lolrofllmao. hahahahahahahahahahahaha! his misfortune is so hilarious to me. hahahahahaha. I'm glad I'm a better person than him!

Gee, I can only imagine why....

Was there any leftover for your guests?

So you're just truly pathetic then, no?

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Fuck You.
Tradelist

HAHAHAHAAAA

damnit. the rest of that post didn't quote.
so i'll just give ya props.


And notice ol slicky mentioned sewing and cooking but not DIRTY DIRTY BUTT LOVIN!!!
Where's the bootay rick? the down and nasty animalistic sex?

holy shit, this topic is too funny.

Marriage is for losers. Marriage to whales is for things even worse than that.

My god. Why did I hesitate to come back to this thread again?

tootsie - Actually, I do care how she looks. The virtues outweigh the flaws. Let's see how you look at 35 - if you don't kill yourself by then.

Eulogy - weird-looking, me? sure, why not... where's your picture?

AndySlash - Frequently the bride and groom are too busy to eat at their wedding if it's a social thing. Few wedding cakes are chocolate. Now I'll get to the mean part. Next time you eat cake, I hope you chomp right down on a rusty razor blade. After that, go hiking, fall down a sinkhole and get slowly eaten alive by fire ants you walking pile of shit. We're all pathetic in some way. You more than most. Have a smurfy day!

svsam - where's the bootay? you know what they say, if you have to ask, you can't afford it; no surprise in your case

neopryn - marriage isn't for losers, AOL is.

Red Wine Cage - actually, what's more funny to me is your horseface; check out his pictures linked from his insipid journal page

Who's next?