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Affectation 07-05-2002 04:07 PM
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Originally posted by Magic the Gathering:


You may say so, however I had a friend who played almost 10 years ago. Apparently his parents found him in his room late at night in a black cloak and had some candles lit with some incense burning. He was chanting things and when they tried to interrupt him, they felt a cold wind actually push them out of the room! They called the police but the police couldn't get in beacuse the door was blocked (by something). It wasn't until they called a priest that they were able to enter the room and he ended up expelling a demon from his body. His parents found the Advanced D & D monster manual and SEVERAL 20 sided die. Even after the kid had the demons taken out, he had problems at school and eventually had to be taken out and was sent to a mental hospital.

These things happen, but they're not talked about often. I am a believer and I best not mess with things that provoke demons.
That is the weakest excuse ever.

DeviousJ 07-05-2002 04:20 PM
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Irrelevant 07-05-2002 04:21 PM
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Originally posted by Magic the Gathering:
Nope. Only Dungeons and Dragons, and that's only if you're using the Advanced D & D monster guide. Also, you can use 10 sided die, but the 20 sided die is off limits. It has to do with numerology. Satanists use numbers for contacting demons. Multisided die are one of the ways of doing this. You wouldn't be able to get me within 10 feet of a 20 sided die if my life depended on it. I have no desire to be taken over by a demon.
that's one of the dumbest things i've ever heard. i know tons of people who have played AD&D, including myself, and rolled shitloads of 20-sided dice, but i've yet to see a demonic possession result. if it really happened on a regular basis, i think there would be better evidence than a few anecdotal claims like yours, eh?

Magic the Gathering 07-05-2002 04:23 PM
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Originally posted by Irrelevant:
that's one of the dumbest things i've ever heard. i know tons of people who have played AD&D, including myself, and rolled shitloads of 20-sided dice, but i've yet to see a demonic possession result. if it really happened on a regular basis, i think there would be better evidence than a few anecdotal claims like yours, eh?
The demons are obviously keeping you from using spell check.

Affectation 07-05-2002 04:24 PM
Very shitty trolling, yo.

Irrelevant 07-05-2002 04:24 PM
oh no, the baptist said the F word.

Orchestra 07-05-2002 04:38 PM
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Originally posted by funnygeezus:

this is a shot my basement after i had some friends (Orchestra included) over last summer. i believe the monstrous manual and several d20's are visible. oh well, demons and eventual hell for me, ROCK ON!
speaking of which
wanna incite some deamons this weekend Geezus?
we'll get abbott but no ford


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Silly child, boys don't cry

Magic the Gathering 07-05-2002 04:42 PM
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Originally posted by Affectation:
Very shitty trolling, yo.


I suppose you can do better, yo?

I come in to a new place and all I try to do is share, contribute. Yet all of you are against me and make fun of my beliefs. You should all be ashamed (except for those who have actually cared enought to give me some advice. I wear my heart on my sleeve you see, and I have feelings just like the rest of you. It is a sad state of affairs when the only way you can communicate to me is in a negative fashion. I am truly hurt sir, and I pray for your soul.

funnygeezus 07-05-2002 04:42 PM
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Originally posted by Orchestra:
speaking of which
wanna incite some deamons this weekend Geezus?
we'll get abbott but no ford
sure.

Orchestra 07-05-2002 04:53 PM
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Originally posted by Magic the Gathering:
Quote:
Originally posted by Affectation:
Very shitty trolling, yo.


I suppose you can do better, yo?

I come in to a new place and all I try to do is share, contribute. Yet all of you are against me and make fun of my beliefs. You should all be ashamed (except for those who have actually cared enought to give me some advice. I wear my heart on my sleeve you see, and I have feelings just like the rest of you. It is a sad state of affairs when the only way you can communicate to me is in a negative fashion. I am truly hurt sir, and I pray for your soul.
Wheres that don't feed the trolls pic?...

KrazeePumpkin 07-05-2002 04:54 PM
Look, I didn't bother reading past "you must be a troll" so I'm not sure if someone already said this but:

Maybe its you.
Maybe you have to look inside yourself and think what aren't you giving her. Girls rarely cheat to cheat. Especially if they're engaged. Well, from what I've seen.

If a girl is that strongly involved with you I don't think that she is cheating for no reason. Maybe she is seeking more attention from you and you are not giving that to her, so she finds someone who CAN give her what she wants.

Try to look inside yourself before you start yelling and pointing fingers.

Also...many instances where one person thinks the other is cheating, its only because they are themselves, cheating.


I dunno if that helps but I think I know where your girl is coming from.....

Orchestra 07-05-2002 05:00 PM
I have too
because netphoria is....
http://www.churchofsatan.com/Graphic...riumBanner.gif

Random Female 07-05-2002 06:38 PM
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Originally posted by Magic the Gathering:

I'm a Baptist.[/b]
So is Bill Clinton!

and yeah... guys don't even waste your time on this dude. he's either a troll or is waaay too innocent for this place and once he sees how many anal threads we have he'll be headin back for churchtalk.com.

Random Female 07-05-2002 06:40 PM
but anyways... so giving head will make you go to hell but shackin' up with your girlfriend before you're married won't?

bittertrance 07-05-2002 06:43 PM
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Originally posted by Random Female:
but anyways... so giving head will make you go to hell but shackin' up with your girlfriend before you're married won't?
only if it's anal and taint games

gotta protect the hymen

THRILLHO 07-05-2002 07:24 PM
WORST USERNAME EVER.

you can all continue now.

funnygeezus 07-05-2002 08:19 PM
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Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin:
Maybe you have to look inside yourself and think what aren't you giving her.
head?

Magic the Gathering 07-05-2002 08:24 PM
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Originally posted by THRILLHO:
WORST USERNAME EVER.

you can all continue now.
You moderators certainly aren't friendly.

Nick K 07-05-2002 08:36 PM
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Originally posted by Magic the Gathering:
You moderators certainly aren't friendly.
he once brushed his teeth with a toothbrush previously stuck up a man's ass. maybe the bitterness resulting from this episode hasn't faded.


tear stained glass 07-05-2002 10:00 PM


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funnygeezus 07-05-2002 10:02 PM
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Originally posted by tear stained glass:


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but they're so cute.
http://www.avalon.nf.ca/~rosemd/troll.jpg

meow 07-05-2002 11:57 PM
Hey, if you hate sodomy, visit this site

http://goatse.cx


Anyways, go snoop, because if you confront her with real evidence, she will be pissed that you snooped and you really wont have a chance.

Red Wine Cage 07-06-2002 12:18 AM
lol@ this whole thread.

quick giving baptists an even worse name, beotch.

Random Female 07-06-2002 12:44 AM
Tjat troll pic was from the Monstrous Manual!!!!!


...no no no,I never spent hours playing D&D..

Guen 07-06-2002 01:55 AM
um...baptists are often pretty conservative, but they don't believe any of this shit. d&d condemnation...maybe, depending on how rantingly conservative the church is, but blowjobs and nudity? no. you're in a cult, or you're totally jacking us off.


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