Pleasant bar-style hangout thread free of political discussion
 

Come in, let me get you a drink

Are you trying to get me drunk so you can rape and pillage my country??? It's not going to work, mister! unless you have southern comfort

This band sucks.

We terrorists like to get drunk and have a good time too lady!

Have another beer, you can bottle them later

I'll have a cup of coffee.

hey. nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Spanish coffee for sir *slides down table*

You can't see my shoes from there!

I've had a bad day.

yaaak http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/tongue.gif
I wish I could be a bartender http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif

Spilled your coffe, broke your shoelace.....smeared the lipstick on your face???

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You want to sleep with common people like me

you mean those aren't your shoes?!!?!? good god, man! you're a freak!

Wanna talk about it? *polishes glass*

Need a job? Got any ID young man?

I think you've had enough lemonade

I'm one of the few here with legitimate ID

Then get a towel over your shoulder and get back here! Minimum wage plus tips, but netphoria's *very* generous

...in canada.

How about some bourbon?

I still don't need a fake to buy myself a drink, now do I?

now you're talkin' http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif

Is there a pool table? I'm feeling restless.

Depends...are you gonna start a whole heap'a trouble?

i'll have a bottle of 151 and my own booth, please. i like to get trashed in a corner by myself and shoot evil looks

*shakes head innocently* http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif

snooker.

And neither do I.

Sometimes, I like to consume large amounts of alcohol and dance on pool tables.



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~*~Samantha~*~

http://homepages.nyu.edu/~sag249/sigankle.jpg

There's one under the disco ball!

Well... here ya go, not too much hustling

We have a stage! And maybe karaoke later

Not during my game, you don't.

Ooooh...perfect. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif



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~*~Samantha~*~

http://homepages.nyu.edu/~sag249/sigankle.jpg

did someone say karaoke? i'm pretty good at fucking up Zero if given the chance. it's the only song i can do karaoke. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

Ok, my new bartender Kypper's in charge - I don't want to come back tomorrow to find the place burned down

*disappears through mysterious door behind the bar*

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Your own chalk? What a pro!

*bets on you*

some day he's gotta teach me that one.