*bursts through door, wearing an FBI hat*

I'd be okay with that. *leans back on barstool, begins unzipping fly...*

Sorry, sir...Strickly BJ's is around the corner.

I swear I told them to stop.
Cuban?

*nods*
You know I will
*lights with a 50*

*giggle giggle snort snort*

can i get a refill and a pack o' kamel reds?
can i take an ashtray home?
do you need a waitress? i kinda...need a job... http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/wink.gif


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*sets up palm reading service in the back booth*

I used to hate tobacco.
Then I tried good cigars.
Mmm... good cigars...

About the job, you'll have to ask the owner. The place is filling up in regulars so I'm sure he could use some extra help.
*slides kamel reds down bar* here ya go. We're also looking for a resident pianist, know of anyone?
Mr. Bojangles will get you your refill. *pats monkey in apron*

Yeah. There was a big difference between those first ones and the ones we got from that crazy shop.

well...
http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

*cracks a barstool to kypper's back*

Ok guys, there's this thing with insurance... I'll have to close the place down soon, and if anyone accidentally drops a match onto a spilled bottle of brandy well that can't be helped. Julio has the right idea! (Watch my bartenders though http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/icons/icon8.gif )

http://www-atdp.berkeley.edu/1623/st...on/shotgun.jpg
Comes with the job. Care to push your luck, bitch?



[This message has been edited by kypper (edited 06-13-2002).]

Yeah, that's it. All we need is a whésse (white esse) to bring the place down. Wooo! Put some clothes on, Jésus!