Yells to the band in a drunken stupor:

"PLAY SOME SKINNYRD MAAAANNN! FREEEEEEBIIIIIRRRRDDD!!"

i'll play ya...


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corona with lime and a shot of cuervo please...

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*throws bottles around like Tom Cruise*

*gropes Samantha*

4 shots-- vodka.

...and 20 bucks to the first person to identify which movie that quote came from...

*stumbles in Kramer-style with pet monkey and whigger fro*
*dodges projectiles*

i don't see why kypper gets to bartend. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/mad.gif i mean i'm a REAL LIFE bartender. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif why can't I bartend? http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
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alright I'll take a dirty Tuaca shot then, Oblivious

because kypper serves better wine and makes mini pina coladas for my pet monkey.

tuaca is kinda gross but okay! fuck. someone drank all the kahlua. maybe if kypper had not been letting all these retards behind the bar. now you have to have bottom shelf coffee liquour in your drink. sorries. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

Can someone direct me to the shitter?

i would but there was some business about your monkey and the lighting in there.

Well I brought the monkey to hold the flashlight while I pee.

Well, we are getting busy in here... glad to have you aboard!

I was a real life bartender but I quit! AND NOW I HAVE MY OWN JOINT, it's the American Dream

*glares at band*

Let me make the fucking drinks man.

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Moderators are bouncers in here. Sorry.

Hey, can I have a job here too?

You can have a special cocktail table if you like

Well... you and kypper are on separate shifts, it's getting too busy in here for you two to be making out every 3 minutes

lol. We're not those kind of kids, but ok.

Can I serve Kirsch and say it's flavored vodka?

My monkey will serve the midgets.



[This message has been edited by Smiley33 (edited 06-12-2002).]

make blackforest cake with kirsch.

Ok! Actually I was thinking of making one this afternoon. I'll be the resident chef.

Also good kirsch dessert: Clafouti
And I did it perfectly on my first try. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif

*sits*

will you be showing the football (world cup) and can we smoke dope out the back without you calling the cops?

World cup's a positive.
Dope's up to the boss.

sweet!

well seeing as the boss isn't around *lights up a marley and watches Eng v Arg re-runs*

Eh...
*lights a cuban*

kypper.

*sips red wine*

enjoy!