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DeviousJ 06-11-2002 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by frail_and_bedazzled:
i'll have a bottle of 151 and my own booth, please. i like to get trashed in a corner by myself and shoot evil looks

There's one under the disco ball!

DeviousJ 06-11-2002 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lie:
*shakes head innocently* http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif

Well... here ya go, not too much hustling

DeviousJ 06-11-2002 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlueStar:
Sometimes, I like to consume large amounts of alcohol and dance on pool tables.


We have a stage! And maybe karaoke later

Lie 06-11-2002 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlueStar:
Sometimes, I like to consume large amounts of alcohol and dance on pool tables.

Not during my game, you don't.

BlueStar 06-11-2002 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DeviousJ:
We have a stage!

Ooooh...perfect. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif



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Oblivious 06-11-2002 06:54 PM

did someone say karaoke? i'm pretty good at fucking up Zero if given the chance. it's the only song i can do karaoke. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

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DeviousJ 06-11-2002 06:55 PM

Ok, my new bartender Kypper's in charge - I don't want to come back tomorrow to find the place burned down

*disappears through mysterious door behind the bar*

Lie 06-11-2002 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DeviousJ:
Well... here ya go, not too much hustling

http://www.thebilliardstour.com/images/chaulk1.gif

DeviousJ 06-11-2002 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lie:
http://www.thebilliardstour.com/images/chaulk1.gif

Your own chalk? What a pro!

*bets on you*

kypper 06-11-2002 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DeviousJ:
Ok, my new bartender Kypper's in charge - I don't want to come back tomorrow to find the place burned down

*disappears through mysterious door behind the bar*

some day he's gotta teach me that one.

DeviousJ 06-11-2002 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oblivious:
did someone say karaoke? i'm pretty good at fucking up Zero if given the chance. it's the only song i can do karaoke. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif


Hell, the house band can jam it for you!
*reveals stage with full drumkit, amps, guitars and mics*
Have fun kids

DeviousJ 06-11-2002 07:02 PM

Sorry, the band seems to have stopped
*throws bottle at band*
Keep playing or you don't get your $15!

DeviousJ 06-11-2002 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kypper:
some day he's gotta teach me that one.

You're still on probation, and I know how much tequila's in that bottle!
Maybe tomorrow

kypper 06-11-2002 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DeviousJ:
You're still on probation, and I know how much tequila's in that bottle!
Maybe tomorrow

Ever had a 'holy bartender'?

DeviousJ 06-11-2002 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kypper:
Ever had a 'holy bartender'?

*crawls through hole in wall, emerges behind bulletproof glass*

No, do go on.

Ok, if the band stops again someone needs to make a request, if you know what I mean. If you're gonna brawl, don't break too many chairs!

pale_princess 06-11-2002 07:16 PM

*walks in*

"HI SHAUNNA@!!!!"

kypper 06-11-2002 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pale_princess:
*walks in*

"HI SHAUNNA@!!!!"

Who bit your clit?

So very sad about me 06-11-2002 09:08 PM

*sticks head under Coors tap and drinks freely*

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kypper 06-11-2002 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by So very sad about me:
*sticks head under Coors tap and drinks freely*


*slap* enough of that. that'll be 20 bucks, and everything else will be mostly head.

scouse_dave 06-12-2002 05:58 AM

alright

what's your cheapest pint?

BeautifulLoser 06-12-2002 06:16 AM

Long Island Ice Tea.. mmm...

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Gumby 06-12-2002 06:20 AM

STREAKS THROUGH BAR

BlueStar 06-12-2002 06:27 AM

*begins to strip on stage*

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wangcomputers 06-12-2002 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by scouse_dave:
alright

what's your cheapest pint?

Moose Drool Brown Ale

http://bigskybrew.com/main/images/moosedrool.jpg

[This message has been edited by wangcomputers (edited 06-12-2002).]

Elvis The Fat Years 06-12-2002 07:31 AM

this music isn't just in my head, right?

scouse_dave 06-12-2002 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wangcomputers:
Moose Drool Brown Ale

a pint of your finest Moose Drool then please

Gumby 06-12-2002 08:21 AM

Moose thats gross
I'll have the crab juice http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/wink.gif

Shparticus 06-12-2002 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlueStar:
*begins to strip on stage*


What, so this'll be a pic post now? Yee!

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Shparticus 06-12-2002 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lie:
http://www.thebilliardstour.com/images/chaulk1.gif

*becomes vaguely aroused* Y'know, girl could get in trouble 'round here chalkin' her cue like that...

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DeviousJ 06-12-2002 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shparticus:
YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO CHALK MY CUE, BABY!!!




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