So I bought The Hipster Handbook and Foodcourt Druids the other day
 

$6.77 total for both on the discount rack at barnes and noble.

If you think hipsters are emo fucks who can drink, this thing is hillarious. If you're a hipster in denial this book ought to embarass you into selling your chuck tailors and get you to stop wearing cabbie hats and oversized sunglasses. Possibly even get you to stop putting gel in your hair.

http://www.amazon.com/Hipster-Handbo...ews/1400032016

same guy is writing a book about the backpack culture. I got about 8 friends who will be getting that for christmas in hopes they'll lay off RJD2's nuts.

lol

who i windfucker? that chat is interesting

wow

loq.

in before "the hipster handbook is out of date" as well as "noone says the hipster handbook is out of date anymore"

I'm gonna puke

is there any way for the server to auto-selleck pkphuoko threads

god i fucking HATE you hoolio

racist

"gel in your hair"? what?

what does windfucker have to do with this thread

what the fuck, are you talking about hipsters from 1996?

cause actually it just sounds like you're describing ska fans, not hipsters

1996 hipster style is the new hipster style again. Because 2004/5 hipster style is now old and played out.

Time to break out the members only jackets again

interesting

tell me more of your thoughts about fashion

also, where are you from

What's the backpack culture? I own a backpack. Am I part of this culture? That'd be cool, to be a part of a culture.

Oh, and I currently have gel in my hair, because the woman who cut my hair today put it in. She was all "I'm going to put gel in your hair", and I was all "Uh, alright". I still have her the tip, though.

I am from DFW the land of GeekUSA

that phpuoko has had sex even once makes me fear the future of humanity

can i do you in the butt?

can I at least just put the head in for a second? I swear I won't ask you again till you're ready.

i imagine that i can take a bunch of jews with me to antartica and start up a new civilisation. in ten years time we will have created the technology to turn ourselves into beings of pure energy and then leave the rest of humanity to listen to dub step and have sex with pkphuoko

i'm convinced

you just blew my mind

texas dudes resort to assfucking as a threat very quickly in verbal confrontations, i've noticed

did you not see Deliverance, BC?

it was a request

you're right, i guess they're more like promises than threats

maybe we're witnessing some genuine affection here

what's that got to do with texas

i believe he's implying that people with southern accents are similar to the kindly backwoods folk in that motion picture

LDS knows this, but LDS is of superior intellect to me, you see. And he likes to assert this. Gorilla in the forest, you might say