hey girls.
 

ever slapped a guy?

Yah, I slapped an ex of mine across the face. He was being an asshole and deserved it. He actually deserved someone to flat out kick his sorry pathetic ass.

Hell yeah, a couple of times but one in particular....its a funny story too...

My exboyfriend had a VERY small penis (imagine a dollar in nickles) yeah...
Well his friends made jokes about it and one time they asked me what I thought about IT and i laughed. SO he hit me in the throat. I almost wooped his ass but i broke up with him instead. Then like 3 months later my best friend found out and got real pissed, so he told me to get in the car and me, him and 50 other people went to find him. His current GF found out he cheated on her and they were talking. My friend grabbed him by the collar and made him get on his knees and appologize, then I got to slap him and back hand him. Then his CURRENT gf went around and kissed EVERY guy that was there. He just watched like "omg" LOL

yeah i slapped a guy yesterday. just because he's an unemotional asshole.

nothing wrong with a little male beating. all of 'em need it once in a great while.

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I slapped a good friend of mine --not intentionally.
If I can't beat the hell outta someone, I'll slap em to death LOL
I have a mean slap and he was like "slap me then, I bet I can take it" and all of my friends were like "do it!" "do it!" "do it!" so I did and immediately I screamed and said I was sorry. But he had a hand print on his cheek and he just stood there for a moment and didn't say anything. Then he said "well shit" I felt bad....

Same with women, right?

that was perfect.

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at the wrist.

haha, dont you worry. chicks get their asses beaten to HELL and back every day by thousands and thousands of guys who refuse to take their shit. and its great. *nods*

they get more than their fair share of beatings, so i say bring ON the slaps. if anything, slaps turn us on at the very worst. lol. girls are such fucking pansies.

No.

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Did your mommy hurt you wittle boy? Aww....poor baby.

try again, fat ugly whore.

i slapped the fucking asshole of a stepbrother i have.

I have no need to, you try hard enough for all of us.

nice try. lol

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

no.

my ex slapped me in the face pretty hard...i was right and she couldnt handle it

so she slapped me and then wanted me to hit her but i didnt, i just smiled

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right now: your future girlfriend is probably having sex with her current boyfriend

you deserved to be hit in the throat. laughing at something like that is like laughing about how someone is retarded to their face.

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KRAMER: I think it's over. We had a big fight, she threw me out, I started walkin', and now I'm lost downtown! I don't have any money. I don't recognize anybody. I miss home, and I don't even know how to get there.
JERRY: What's around you?
KRAMER: I'm lookin' at Ray's Pizza. You know where that is?
JERRY: Is it Famous Ray's?
KRAMER: No. It's Original Ray's.
JERRY: Famous Original Ray's?
KRAMER: It's just Original, Jerry!
JERRY: Well, what street are you on?
KRAMER: Hey, I'm on first and first. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe.
JERRY: Just wait there. I'll pick you up, and, Kramer, stay alive! No matter what occurs, I will find you!
KRAMER: Aah!

Seinboys!

Haha, aww its okay, a lot of guys have that problem, Nate. Does yours size up to a dollar in nickles?

HA-HA.

Agreed.

my girlfriend fuckin stuck me in the eye once for talking to another girl. i was so pissed i went to her house and tossed her the bone.

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that slut

When *everyone* you try to talk shit to is able to own your ass within seconds, it's probably time to find a new direction in life

nice try fag. hah. so devious, so pathetic.

I've slapped my brother countless times because he's an asshole and he's slapped me countless times too.

Only his ass...

...and he liked it.

i don't think that's possible

20 nickels in a row? no way
hard or soft??

This made me laugh very hard, and I'm not sure why. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

Because you can imagine him doing it?

That's like one of those paper rolls of nickels I used to bust open when I was a cashier. No, I don't think it's possible either. Unless said "boyfriend" was really a three year-old she was molesting at the time.

That made me laugh even harder!

DEFINITELY!!! lolol...

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slapped, punched and stabbed. hmph.

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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

getting slapped turns me on.

One time my friends Adam, Mike, and I were at this restaurant called Fratello's in my hometown. Adam went outside to smoke a cigarette and Mike and I joined him. There was this girl Amelya out there who was also smoking with some friends. Amelya had been a contestant for Miss New Hampshire the previous year, and she never let anyone forget it.

Adam's dad had been arrested from drunken driving the night before, and Amelya had somehow heard about it. She made some offhand snide comment to him, and then turned to guffaw with her strumpet friends. When she was turned around, Adam punched her in the back of the head and she fell, hitting her face on a dumpster. There was blood everywhere--it turns out her lip had been torn and her eye was damaged. He kicked her in the back while she was down, too. After that, we went to McDonald's.

I love to slap. Not be slapped mind you, but to slap is great. Unfortunately my guy does not like to be slapped, so i have to settle for *tickles*.

A few times, yes.

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glory be
to she who
places her hands
in front of the sea
and faces the waves
of tyranny

Sounds like a classy guy. Great story by the way.