so this girl may possibly like me
 

what stupid things should i keep in mind to keep her liking me.

like her in return?

don't wear her underwear... right away.

kiss her

thats it huh

well make the first move.

got it.

i dintd kiss my g/f first the guy dfoes tnay have to amke the firsst move this isnt the 50s this isnt casablanca these tgdender roles are otuddated

could your spelling be any worse if you were jerking off with the other hand while typing?

"u gots a purty mouf"

i made all the first moves with greg. kissed first. propositioned sex first. asked "so, are we like bf and gf?" first. said i love you first. i suggested we move in together. and deep down, it kinda bothers me. i feel like i'm gonna be the one who proposes to him.

sounds like he's not so into it
but he can't say no

i don't mean anything negative by that

whatasa reyoure fucking problem

ooh ooh john you should go tell one of her friends that you think she's cute and then the friend will tell her and she'll know that you think she's cute!

ooh, good one. must remember this.

next step = hot fucking

hey whatever floats your boat

same here except the i love you and we dont live together.

I am okay with it becuase he is pretty shy with that stuff.

Punch her in the arm a lot, push her down on the playground, put chewing gum in her hair, don't ever let her win at four square and wall ball. You know, the usual tactics-- they work like a charm.

make her feel wanted and pretty

Don't forget to tell her she smells bad, pick something about her physical appearance to make fun of on a constant basis, and... Oh yeah, relentlessly insist that your dad could beat up her dad.

She'll get the picture.

unless he's with a hooker in vegas











j/k

keep her self esteem low so that she'll never think anyone else woudl want her

After you've done all that stuff I mentioned before, seal the deal by tweaking her nipples.

Pretty much the bottom line, here.

dont do this, women dislike this

Hey, who's actually a woman here?

Tweak 'em, Bawnzore. Tweak 'em real good.

It was like this with me and my last ex... I grew to really hate that I always did fucking everything and she barely did anything at all.

yeah, this

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funny part is you're not joking like kimmy is.