names you just don't get
 

"Maurice", what the fuck is that all about!?!?

it's all them new-fangled hippie names all the kids are goin' by nowadays.

fuck you!

"Dirk" is about the stupidest name ever

dirk diggler!

"i'm ready to FUCK!!"

Maurice Starr...founder and genius behind the greatness of New Edition, New Kids on the Block, and The Perfect Gentlemen.



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oh my!

I don't know who the others are

heh buggered that up

Apparently New Edition are back together and touring again. They must need the money. New Edition is the group that launched Bobby Brown, Bel Biv DeVoe, Johnny Gil, and Ralph Tresvant. The Perfect Gentlemen was a threesome of little young black boys...one of whom was Maurice Starr, Jr....they were the opening act for the New Kids on the Block for a long time.

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my calculus teacher was named Tunis. I will never in my life understand that one. Although it did seem to fit her personality.

Shywanda
Tashanga
Layoya

Names like that.

I once heard some girl yell out, "Hey, Shamishqua!" I was frightened.

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a guy in my school is named Ten Eyck Wellford

i hate most B names....

berni
brenda
bryce
bryice
brock

You forgot Biff.


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bertha
eugene
herbert

Eunice
Bertha
Eleanor
Dirk *nods*
Désirée


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In a minute there is time
For decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse.
For I have known them all already, known them all--
Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
I know the voices dying with a dying fall
Beneath the music from a farther room.

My grandmother's name was Carnes. Pronounced Car-ness.

I still don't get it.

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at the wrist.

this is pretty un-PC, but those are really just black names. and I agree, they seem fairly far fetched, but who am I to say? my name's Eric; I fucking hate that name


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Tirpitz

All foreign names.

any name that ends in "ie" or "y".

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"i've heard of unisex, but i've never had it."-monty python.

Blanch!!

This reminds me of the Seinfeld episode that was on last night....George wanted to name his future son/daughter Seven.

Eh, you don't have to be PC. The topic of the thread is "names you just don't get." I'm not discriminating, it's just that I don't know why anyone would want to name their kids those things.

I heard once some lady named her kid "Shithead" (pronounced Shuh-theed). It's probably an urban legend, but it's funny nonetheless.

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Julio, are you French? or do you just want them wankers to win the world cup 'cos you're a glory hunter? or do you just like French things 'cos you're queer?

I really, really hate that avatar. sorry http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

No, I'm a wetback beaner and I don't need to be reminded.

I think I just closed my eyes and picked an avatar at random.

I know a family whose children are named Brook, Brandy, Brock, and Brick. Pretty damned cool.

eric is a sweet name, i think.

erik and erica suck, though.

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well, uh, I'm glad you think so; I don't. but what are you gonna do?



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lol, sorry mate. well at least it's not the Union Jack could be worse.

i guess you'll have to end your life.

copy cat. i knew you wanted to be like me!

Breeanna
Stacey
Brice

nah, I don't care that much


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my name is katie...whats wrong with that?!

i hate the names:

cyril
cecil
mary
mufanwee (weirdest name ive ever heard: said exactly as its spelled)
roxanne
laquisha
Cormac
Randall




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the memory of your face the only solace that i know

How'd I know.

Her blatant contempt for the old Roosevelt lady, perhaps? The burning effigy in the back yard?

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latoya
tyrone
tyrese
simbaca
chewbaca
gorrilla face
todd
******
elvis
juan
ernie
bert
frank

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'~..~CloSe this wOrld ~ tXen eht nEpO~..~'

A long story that I ain't goin into.

Good, because I would probably be uninterested.

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Maybe because it's a fucking cultural thing? They are intrinsically African names. I'm sorry the African culture bothers you.

lemonjello
asshole (pronounced ash-hole-e)

i know someone that actually named there poor children those names.

my boyfriend wants to name his kids

Noah and Gladys...pssh.