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redbreegull 08-22-2007 01:43 AM
my girlfriend just broke up with me
 
seeing that in writing is very strange

I'm Hardcore 08-22-2007 01:44 AM
what did you do wrong?

BinLadensBeard 08-22-2007 01:45 AM
http://sbcb.bioch.ox.ac.uk/oliver/Pr...ritz_start.jpg

Ol' Couch Ass 08-22-2007 01:46 AM
I like his "enima" brand shorts.

neopryn 08-22-2007 01:46 AM
never get involved with Puerto Rican women. they will destroy your soul.

stephanie says 08-22-2007 01:47 AM
sorry dude :(

Ol' Couch Ass 08-22-2007 01:47 AM
Have we learned nothing from the movie White Men Can't Jump?

waltermcphilp 08-22-2007 01:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by neopryn
never get involved with women. they will destroy your soul.
fixed.

I'm Hardcore 08-22-2007 01:48 AM
a man who lets a woman destroy his soul really isnt a man at all

redbreegull 08-22-2007 01:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm Hardcore
what did you do wrong?
Absolutely nothing. She needs to be free. She needs to experience things single. For ten months I have been an outstanding boyfriend, probably better than she is likely to find anywhere else.

I'm Hardcore 08-22-2007 01:50 AM
for once, i will hold back my tendency to ridicule. sorry, man.

Ol' Couch Ass 08-22-2007 01:51 AM
Women eh? uggh

waltermcphilp 08-22-2007 01:51 AM
use your new freedom to bang all her hot friends and if there is time, bang the not so hot ones.

redbreegull 08-22-2007 01:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm Hardcore
for once, i will hold back my tendency to ridicule. sorry, man.
Posting about it almost seems to make it official. Nothing ever really happens if it isn't recorded in the annals of Netphoria after all.

D. 08-22-2007 01:52 AM
i could have sworn this thread was already made, only by redbull.

i'm losing my mind in my old age.

Ol' Couch Ass 08-22-2007 01:54 AM
Just think how much more of Netphoria you are going to forget as you cram your mind full of knowledge D.

redbreegull 08-22-2007 01:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ol' Couch Ass
Just think how much more of Netphoria you are going to forget as you cram your mind full of knowledge D.
I'd be more afraid of forgetting things in the real world to make room for Netphoria.

D. 08-22-2007 01:56 AM
lol

maybe thursday i will learn about how to click on Internet Explorer

Ol' Couch Ass 08-22-2007 01:58 AM
Soon you will have all the tools needed to browse the internet!

TuralyonW3 08-22-2007 01:59 AM
redbull

Aeroplane 08-22-2007 02:01 AM
time to join the other side! muuuuahahahahahaha.

D. 08-22-2007 02:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ol' Couch Ass
Soon you will have all the tools needed to browse the internet!
ahahahaha

darcyismybass 08-22-2007 02:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by D.
i could have sworn this thread was already made, only by redbull.

i'm losing my mind in my old age.

It was.

waltermcphilp 08-22-2007 02:20 AM
did you get any 'goodbye' sex?

duovamp 08-22-2007 02:23 AM
Was it the "We're going to college now and I want to be a little whore" deal, or the "I cheated on you and am a little whore" deal or the "I want to cheat on you because I'm a little whore" deal?

D. 08-22-2007 02:25 AM
oh, so this is a parody thread?

D. 08-22-2007 02:25 AM
f it, i'm sooutofit

waltermcphilp 08-22-2007 02:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by duovamp
Was it the "We're going to college now and I want to be a little whore" deal, or the "I cheated on you and am a little whore" deal or the "I want to cheat on you because I'm a little whore" deal?
all of the above. :smoke:

ohnoitsbonnie 08-22-2007 02:43 AM
Who is the troll here

darcyismybass 08-22-2007 02:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by duovamp
Was it the "We're going to college now and I want to be a little whore" deal, or the "I cheated on you and am a little whore" deal or the "I want to cheat on you because I'm a little whore" deal?
Girls are fucking stupid.


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