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Does choking turn you on?
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like to choke or be choked while doing it?
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nope.
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in a word, yes.
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i prefer to intergrate sharp ****l objects into the mix.
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hey, I thought I was your nig!
...and what do you mean, exactly, by choke? |
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I mean choke like as in guy-puts-his-hands-around-your-throat-and-squeezes-tight-while-you-orgasm type of choke. Duh. |
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oh...that's scary http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif i have a fear of suffocation in the first place so i don't think that's for me. I'll find my kink elsewhere, nig! |
i really like scratching, clawing, gnawing. biting sometimes. not all the time though. i mean, everything has it's place and time. but i think it's very sexy sometimes. the struggle. the pain.
the strife of getting a good fucking shag. it makes it worth it all in the end. yummy. ------------------ "It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen" |
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I'm a big fan of the neck. : ) |
mmmhmmm. i have't had any action in almost 2 years now. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif.
it's just making me weirder. ------------------ "It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen" |
I like being pissed on and beat with chains and then tied to the back of a car and dragged naked through the streets and brought back to a kiddie pool full of rubbing alcohol.
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the capital x made this funny |
i guess "Sexual Healing" has no place here.
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------------------ "It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen" |
SEXUAL HEALING 101
SEXUAL HEALING: http://www.lifetimetv.com/images/couple_bed_african.jpg NON SEXUAL VERSION FOR THE FAINT OF HEART: http://www.healthysex.com/images/healing.jpg BEGGING FOR SEXUAL HEALING: http://www.sacredsexsecrets.com/imag...o_maryse05.jpg DREAMING OF SEXUAL HEALING GLORY DAYS: http://www.umdnj.edu/umcweb/hstate/w...fs/endpag1.jpg SEXUAL HEALING FOR THE BORED OR DESOLATE http://www7.gateway.ne.jp/~mmkmmk/pi...%20healing.gif THE FACE YOU TRY NOT TO SEE WHEN YOU THINK OF SEXUAL HEALING: http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/news...-suit-moto.jpg RELIGIOUSLY RECCOMMENDED SEXUAL HEALING http://www.lovewithoutlimits.com/images/recline.jpg OH GOD NO SEXUALLY HEALING MY EYES NOW SEXUAL HEALING http://www.babsbbw.com/Ujazi11.jpg [This message has been edited by Smiley33 (edited 05-31-2002).] |
Choking, no. Smothering, yes.
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something like that.
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choking, no. A bit of gagging on a deep throat is ok though.
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meow. |
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Why in the hell would you want to hurt someone you're supposed to be pleasuring? |
I don't know about choking and all that, but biting and nails and what not is always good. But nothing drawing blood or leaving bruises.
http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/96636...R_0H9AZCSmGMXO -Sarah |
yes. not all the time or whatever, but it's .. yes, i like it. >/font> |
i like pain and biting and scratching. mmmm.
but not choking. that's not pain and adrenaline... it's just suffocation. i'm listening to 'oops, oh my' by tweet and am getting totally fucking horny. this is the hottest song ever, seriously. |
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*by "No" I mean, "Yes". ------------------ http://home.iprimus.com.au/cpfranklin/halo/halosig.JPG http://home.iprimus.com.au/cpfranklin/halo/qlchap.JPG |
It can be nice sometimes...like just a small squeeze throughout sex and then a tight hold during orgasm. Lack of oxygen during an orgasm is supposed to make it better anyway.
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Choking is like training wheels for people who don't know how to hold their own breath. Freaks.
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i'm not into it but i read an article where the only way this chick can get off is if her partner is choking her...strange.
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I've done that before, and it was good. We never get too carried away... I mean, aside from that time that I had to be given mouth-to-mouth to be revived. I mean, dick to mouth. I mean. :x |
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My throat hurts, stop making me laugh
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