No problem.

Choking is like training wheels for people who don't know how to hold their own breath. Freaks.

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i'm not into it but i read an article where the only way this chick can get off is if her partner is choking her...strange.

Try doing it on a chair, and when you start to orgasm lean right back so all the blood rushes to your head - same idea, maybe a little safer (and less likely to give you bruises all over your neck if you get carried away)

THNX.
I've done that before, and it was good. We never get too carried away... I mean, aside from that time that I had to be given mouth-to-mouth to be revived. I mean, dick to mouth. I mean. :x

*giggles*

Julian, PORN CONNOISSEUR XXX: Hello, SweetieCuntPieHuggieButt. What do you look like?
SweetieCuntPieHuggieButt: I am wearing a red silk blouse and a miniskirt and high heels. My measurements are 36-24-36. I work out every day. I'm toned and perfect. What do you look like?
Julian, PORN CONNOISSEUR XXX: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweatpants I just bought at Walmart. I am also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner - it smells a little funny.
SweetieCuntPieHuggieButt: I want you. Would you like to fuck me?
Julian, PORN CONNOISSEUR XXX: OK.
SweetieCuntPieHuggieButt: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
Julian, PORN CONNOISSEUR XXX: I'm gulping. I'm beginning to sweat.
SweetieCuntPieHuggieButt: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
Julian, PORN CONNOISSEUR XXX: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.
SweetieCuntPieHuggieButt: I'm moaning softly.
Julian, PORN CONNOISSEUR XXX: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
SweetieCuntPieHuggieButt: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off my warm skin. I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
Julian, PORN CONNOISSEUR XXX: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and I accidentally ripped a hole in your blouse. I'm sorry.
SweetieCuntPieHuggieButt: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
Julian, PORN CONNOISSEUR XXX: I'll pay for it.
SweetieCuntPieHuggieButt: Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft breasts are rising and falling, rising and falling, as I breathe harder and harder.
Julian, PORN CONNOISSEUR XXX: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
SweetieCuntPieHuggieButt: I take your hand and kiss it softly. I'm reaching back and undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
Julian, PORN CONNOISSEUR XXX: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
SweetieCuntPieHuggieButt: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
Julian, PORN CONNOISSEUR XXX: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
SweetieCuntPieHuggieButt: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
Julian, PORN CONNOISSEUR XXX: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
SweetieCuntPieHuggieButt: What?
Julian, PORN CONNOISSEUR XXX: I'm so sorry. Really.
SweetieCuntPieHuggieButt: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
Julian, PORN CONNOISSEUR XXX: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a "plop".
SweetieCuntPieHuggieButt: OK. I'm pulling your sweatpants down and rubbing your cock.
Julian, PORN CONNOISSEUR XXX: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
SweetieCuntPieHuggieButt: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
Julian, PORN CONNOISSEUR XXX: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out, nibbling on your ... umm ... wait a minute.
SweetieCuntPieHuggieButt: What's the matter?
Julian, PORN CONNOISSEUR XXX: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
SweetieCuntPieHuggieButt: Are you OK?
Julian, PORN CONNOISSEUR XXX: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
SweetieCuntPieHuggieButt: Can I help?
Julian, PORN CONNOISSEUR XXX: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
SweetieCuntPieHuggieButt: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Julian, PORN CONNOISSEUR XXX: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
SweetieCuntPieHuggieButt: Come back to me, lover.
Julian, PORN CONNOISSEUR XXX: I'm washing the cup now.
SweetieCuntPieHuggieButt: I'm on the bed, aching for you.
Julian, PORN CONNOISSEUR XXX: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark. I'm lost. Where's the bedroom.
SweetieCuntPieHuggieButt: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
Julian, PORN CONNOISSEUR XXX: I found it.
SweetieCuntPieHuggieButt: I'm tugging off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.
Julian, PORN CONNOISSEUR XXX: Me too.
SweetieCuntPieHuggieButt: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately - our naked bodies pressing against each other.
Julian, PORN CONNOISSEUR XXX: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
SweetieCuntPieHuggieButt: Why don't you take off your glasses?
Julian, PORN CONNOISSEUR XXX: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
SweetieCuntPieHuggieButt: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
Julian, PORN CONNOISSEUR XXX: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
SweetieCuntPieHuggieButt: Hurry back, lover.
Julian, PORN CONNOISSEUR XXX: I find the bathroom. It's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
SweetieCuntPieHuggieButt: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Julian, PORN CONNOISSEUR XXX: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
SweetieCuntPieHuggieButt: What's the matter now?
Julian, PORN CONNOISSEUR XXX: I've just realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
SweetieCuntPieHuggieButt: Mmm, yes. Come on.
Julian, PORN CONNOISSEUR XXX: OK, now I'm going to put my ... you know ... thing ... in your ... you know ... woman's thing.
SweetieCuntPieHuggieButt: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
Julian, PORN CONNOISSEUR XXX: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
SweetieCuntPieHuggieButt: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide it in! Fuck me now!
Julian, PORN CONNOISSEUR XXX: I'm flaccid.
SweetieCuntPieHuggieButt: What?
Julian, PORN CONNOISSEUR XXX: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
SweetieCuntPieHuggieButt: I'm standing up and turning around, an incredulous look on my face.
Julian, PORN CONNOISSEUR XXX: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
SweetieCuntPieHuggieButt: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet, nasty blouse.
Julian, PORN CONNOISSEUR XXX: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.
SweetieCuntPieHuggieButt: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
Julian, PORN CONNOISSEUR XXX: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of your candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
SweetieCuntPieHuggieButt: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!
Julian, PORN CONNOISSEUR XXX: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!
SweetieCuntPieHuggieButt: : Logged Off :


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SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE A LION CHASING A BUTTERFLY!

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THERE'S ALOT OF BUTTER AND SYRRUP IN MY FRIDGEROATOR!

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THE NETPHROIA KIDS ARE SO WACKY!

My throat hurts, stop making me laugh

*Sheds a tear*. That was beautiful. However, that has nothing to do with choking. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/mad.gif

Are you sure that's from laughing? http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/wink.gif

You just stop that, missy. Eyes away from the avatar, eyes away from the avatar...

i knew this person, a doctor, who once told me that he liked to hyperventilate when he was masturbating, like a puppy. he got very scientific about it. he said that hyperventilating decreases the ionized calcium in the blood, alters neural conductivity, does this, does that. i tried it once. he said when you're almost there, after panting and panting, he-a-he-a-he-a, you're supposed to do this thing called a Valsalva, which is where you take a breath and you clamp your throat shut and push hard, and if you do it right, you're supposed to have a mindblowing orgasm -- tingling extremities, tingling roots of your hair, tingling teeth, i don't know, the whole business...

still. there's a deliciousness to having a thumb pressed lightly in the hollow of the throat and fingers curled gently around.

though the word choking itself brings to mind a sort of spluttery drowning kind of messiness. and asphyxiation too clinical. feh.

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what she asked of me at the end of the day,
caligula would have blushed.

i don't know. it sounds sort of interesting. i have kind of a thing for bloodletting, so who knows? once i actually get a boyfriend or something maybe i can try it.

Panic attacks and orgams are more closely related than you think.

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I like this topic.

biting