Question for the Men - Talking Urinals
 

When you pee in a urinal, do you aim for the sides or for the water? Does it make a difference if there's a urinal cake? How about a talking urinal cake?




I usually aim for the side because I don't like to sound of splattering pee in the water. Also, if there's a mesh, the pee sprays everywhere. However, if there was a talking urinal cake, I'd aim right for it.

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ahahahahah:

i sit down to pee.

yeah. i wonder if aeroplane's script writing is as original

I am for the backwall...15 degrees from the horizontal.

I am on this team, too.

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I just pee towards the middle. Sometimes if there's a cigarette or whatever in one (not often in CA) i'll play "move the cig." I just like the barrier wall because of the cock peekers

pee wherever i think i'll get the least spray back.

i usually bring a clipboard with me which i hold at a funny angle and try to bank the stream off the clipboard and into the urinal

btw was really hoping this thread was about someone who invented a talking urinal

well since they're stealing the talking urinal cakes, i'm sure that's next.

this could be your big break, Nimmy.

That game gets more entertaining as you get increasingly drunk.

Have you guys known there are female urinals as well?

Friend she took a pic of the instructions for me:
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3.../femurinal.jpg

how's that really any different from a toilet? they're still having to squat.

what are urinal cakes?

it's smaller and they don't sit down. I had a pic of that thing somewhere, too, I might find it.

emancipation is creeping everywhere!

a delectable pastry

I dont use urinals.

I am honored to accept your waste.

you're a pussy.

Who sits down to go to the bathroom anyway, squatting is much more convenient. For squatters the female urinal is totally pointless. :noway:

interesting that they thought it necessary to diagram the toilet paper bit. you'd think most people would have that down by now.

maybe they just wanted to indicate what they shall do with the paper - I still couldn't find the picture, but that urinal is definitely way way smaller than a normal toilet, so some might hesitate to throw the paper into that.

maybe it's to let the women know that unlike male urinals, you can actually throw paper down this one.

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oooh, you're fast.

what's a urinal cake?

yeah i guess i was just thrown off because it looks like an actual toilet.

women's bathrooms are such a mystery.