A fairly naive question concerning a chick's time of the month and sexual behavior:
 

Fonzie suggests you take a break for a week.

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well said. for chrissakes, have some self-control.

....or call your boyfriend Captain Redbeard!

eeeeeeew. k, i just made myself sick. this never happens when i talk about poo.

Like the Nike advertisments say - Just do it. http://a1276.g.akamai.net/7/1276/975...ogo_orange.gif

i'd much rather discuss poo than monthly vaginal excretions.

Do other stuff that doesn't involve the genitalia, except maybe his. Some girls, like me, have really sensitive errogenous zones that, when properly stimulated, are almost as pleasurable and shivery as actual oral sex, like right in the curve of the hip, the lower back, and other areas, joints especially.

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w3rd.

the ass-ugly bitch is actually gonna get some, now THATS funny.

Preach on !

*PROPS HER*!!!!!!

Edit: DON'T FORGET TO FINGER YOURSELF, AMMY!
Although, make sure whoever's doing you from behind cums first, and then you cum, b/c after you cum and there's this in-out thing going on inside your butt, it just feels less good.

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Anal sex discussion on netphoria. Boy, have I missed you.

You sum things up so well, dear girl.

It's great how this thread subtley turned into a discussion about anal.

yes, we need an anal sex appreciation thread. anal rawks, but it's not something you can just dive into... *giggles*

What was subtle about it?

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Poor Rhonda. She asks a simple question about sexual behavior and ends up getting bombarded with commentary on being fucked up the ass.

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1) That font color hurts my eyes. : (

2) There are actually condoms made for anal sex. I suppose they must be tougher to break than normal ones. However, I've always had anal sex without a condom, sometimes it being an alternative to normal sex b/c of lack of contraceptives around. I have never gotten an infection.

3) Yes, you have to stick your finger up there to check if there is no stool around, or if there is to push it up farther... something longer than your finger is needed for that. Like a dildo. Or else use an enema. :\

4) Actually, vagina smell takes longer to get rid of than butt odor, strangely enough. Not all the time, but it's happened once or twice, mainly b/c it's a day before my period is going to come, or soon after it left.
Anyway before I have anal sex, I usually make sure I don't have to shit in the next five hours or so. I do that all the day before. Then I shove a dildo up for a bit... then I would go take a shower and insert my finger in, cleaning up any left over stuff in there, and clean my finger really well. I keep my nails really short, but for those of you who don't... use a toothpick. When I get out, I put rubbing alcohol on the finger. And then I go and have anal sex. USE ASTROGLIDE, IT'S THE BEST LUBRICATION.

GOATSE.CX

owned.

Coincidentally, while reading this thread, i got the urge to take a giant shit. So i'm going to go now.....

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OH THANKS

I find it funny that you choose to comment on my post after the toothpick in the ass/lube/stretching/redwing comments.....



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the toothpick was for cleaning out under your nails, dumbass.

I think he's worried about getting the infection himself, not the girl

hi.

Ok, I'm becoming celibate.

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that should be difficult.

Everytime I read things like this, I become determined, for at least a few days, that I just plain DON'T WANT to have sex or even date.

i know exactly how you feel.

its like when watching porn and the camera just gets a little *too* close

yep. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

you mean someone would want to actually have sex with you? can you even see your penis?

Oh.

Well, my bf never got infected either.

there are actually a few dangers of anal...

urethra infection (for the guy, duh)
tearing of the insides of your bowls (oh yes, it's true)
and stretching of the anus, YES it DOES stretch (read about the stuff before you say things, eh? http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/tongue.gif) and stay stretched if you have anal alot, it can fuck up your abaility to have /normal/ bowl movmemts, and abaility to .. well, be able to control yourself from shitting your pants.

but that stuff is more dangers for people who have ALOT of anal and do the big scary shit, nd all that..

but yes, there are dangers.

I have enough of a problem with that already!



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wow. this is actually very interesting. it just seems like an awful lot of preparation just to get laid. i dunno if it sounds worth it...why do all that work just to feel like you're constipated?

Umm i've found that my vagina goes back to way too small after about a week of no sex.

just as much work as cleaning your twat...

Yeah, I agree that it does. Unfortunately, mine doesn't stay stretched... I think I would rather have it semi loose. My ass is too tight anyway. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif


I guess you probably have a smaller vagina than I do. I'm not sure if that's good or not... I just know mine could stand to be a LITTLE tighter. :\

Plus, I have sex everyday, or almost everyday... at least once every other day.