i know exactly how you feel.

its like when watching porn and the camera just gets a little *too* close

yep. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

you mean someone would want to actually have sex with you? can you even see your penis?

Oh.

Well, my bf never got infected either.

there are actually a few dangers of anal...

urethra infection (for the guy, duh)
tearing of the insides of your bowls (oh yes, it's true)
and stretching of the anus, YES it DOES stretch (read about the stuff before you say things, eh? http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/tongue.gif) and stay stretched if you have anal alot, it can fuck up your abaility to have /normal/ bowl movmemts, and abaility to .. well, be able to control yourself from shitting your pants.

but that stuff is more dangers for people who have ALOT of anal and do the big scary shit, nd all that..

but yes, there are dangers.

I have enough of a problem with that already!



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wow. this is actually very interesting. it just seems like an awful lot of preparation just to get laid. i dunno if it sounds worth it...why do all that work just to feel like you're constipated?

Umm i've found that my vagina goes back to way too small after about a week of no sex.

just as much work as cleaning your twat...

Yeah, I agree that it does. Unfortunately, mine doesn't stay stretched... I think I would rather have it semi loose. My ass is too tight anyway. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif


I guess you probably have a smaller vagina than I do. I'm not sure if that's good or not... I just know mine could stand to be a LITTLE tighter. :\

Plus, I have sex everyday, or almost everyday... at least once every other day.

ok, I think I'll be giving anal a miss then

That's never been a problem with me. *Shrug*.

read the post, read the post.. that's after like, ALOT of anal.. i doubt any chick that isn't in porn is ever going to have the problem.. gay guys however, maybe.

Me too, actually. Weird.

I know, I did read the post, but I'd still be really worried about that even if I only had anal very rarely. just the thought of not being able to control your bowels in public.....its a bad thought

since no one else answered the main question... i will. (not that i don't appreciate a good anal sex discussion)

the week of the period is...
BLOW JOB WEEK. PERIOD. (haha.. not so funny)
it's true, it's damn true..
but far be it from me to stand between your bf and anal sex, so if you're down with that, i'm sure that'll work too.
just remember, period week = blow job week.
and you should NOT expect him to go down.. some guys will... and they should be well rewarded... but not many.

that is all.

resume the anal sex discussion.

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::stumbles in drunkenly::
Hey everybody, where did Mary go?
Where did Mary go?
And where's my only cigarette? Please think for me, I can't bear to...
I'll just lie here for a while, Wet myself, wet my bed-- I've readied it all for her, you know Clean sheets, incense, and lots of fluffy pillows-- Now soiled....
And where's my cigarette? Did you check the bathroom?... The bathtub?... She sleeps there sometimes.... Water cleanses, you know, washes dirt away, makes new.... Maybe she... maybe she... maybe she... maybe... Maybe she swam away....
::exits drunkenly::

I answered the question, and even made some more creative suggestions, if you'll notice.

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Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear.

sorry... but after reading that whole thread... discussion on anal sex is really all one can be expected to remember

j o e

Oh please like anyone wants to screw you anyway LMFAO @ U

Whoa; I was completely NOT expecting anyone to go south with me doing my monthly hemorraging. It's gross enough for me to deal with.

I think Elisabeth has the best answer so far. heh but thanks.

And props to you for discussing the etiquette of anal sex and for answering the questions that most of us probably wouldn't have wanted to ask.

Blow job week it is. If we saw each other more frequently, this probably wouldn't be an issue. The whole anal stretching thing, even if that happens only after like...YEARS of continuous anal, freaked me out even more about it than I was already. Thanks guys http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/wink.gif

I have no problems doing cunnilingus on the clit when there's a tampon in. It's clean and, so long as you're not a retard, it's very good for the gal. I don't know why guys are so anal about tampons.

Are any guys here disturbed by sex on the rag????

I still haven't had a problem... *Shruggies*.

But here's something positive about a stretched anus: When those really big turds come out, they hurt your ass less or not at all.

Thnx! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif
I know I can be 2OPEN4SUMPPL.

Um. My s/o isn't. We do it all the time. : )

You are my new hero. It's not like the clit has anything to do with period yuckiness. And a hearty *LOL* to the "anal about tampons" thing. Actually I just thought that the guy could just use fingers instead of a tongue so he wouldnt' have to deal with tampon strings and everything--though that is pretty pansyish of him. Plus that would be too dry to be very pleasurable. Maybe a vibrator would help instead of fingers.

Don't be such a pussy.

http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif <3

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pukey

I'm a girl, and I'm disturbed by it. When it's that time, my entire tummy feels like a big tub of Jello.. And peesticks in Jello doesn't really do it for me.

And about the whole Week of Blowjobs thing... No. Who wants to get foofy with someone else when there's a no fly zone in your pants? Like, go watch TV or something.