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Kilgore Trout 04-25-2002 11:41 AM

Things you hate about your body...
 
- My hair is very coarse/thick and always sticks up
- I'm short (5'7"), have no @ss and skinny legs
- The Pain my knees and shoulders from HS sports
- I have a dorky smile

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[This message has been edited by Kilgore Trout (edited 04-25-2002).]

land of the rising c0ck 04-25-2002 11:44 AM

sorry I haven't got all day

Smiley33 04-25-2002 11:47 AM

I hate how it dances and drops shit. Stupid fucknig body.

Delta 04-25-2002 11:47 AM

the scar on my right wrist. im so sick of people staring at it

Mirror_Untrue 04-25-2002 12:18 PM

Scars on my left knee and arms

Travis Meeks 04-25-2002 12:47 PM

my clit of a penis

twice 04-25-2002 01:46 PM

how it isn't with his.

meow 04-25-2002 01:58 PM

i gained weight.

meow 04-25-2002 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Travis Meeks:
my clit of a penis

my penis of a clit


*confuses herself*

twice 04-25-2002 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by meow:
my penis of a clit


*confuses herself*


teehee

The Patient 04-25-2002 02:12 PM

i'm starting to get a gut.

Disarmed 04-25-2002 02:23 PM

-the weight I gain around my mid-section if I don't exercise or eat right
-my frizzy curly hair
-I slouch too much
-I appear to have a permanent frown crease and I'm only 22

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Aeroplane 04-25-2002 02:36 PM

receding hairline, other than that, I'm gorgeous

So very sad about me 04-25-2002 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by twice:
how it isn't with his.


*sniffle*


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Crippler 04-25-2002 02:55 PM

If I could gain muscle, it'd be nice.

It's true, it's true.

Nadia 04-25-2002 03:15 PM

-my hair
-my back
-my 'love handles' yuck

Salena Child 04-25-2002 03:24 PM

i have an issue with my butt.

Ensoul 04-25-2002 03:28 PM

I am perfect.

Nah, I am 10 lbs. overweight.

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Smiley33 04-25-2002 03:32 PM

I'd like a nice medium B cup. Fuck C. I wanna be able to walk around with no bra on.

Massive Attack 04-25-2002 03:34 PM

I have the Portuguese "pug nose"
I have the Portuguese cursed ass
my knees
my real fingernails won't grow
my chin

James is Cool 04-25-2002 04:46 PM

I have really dry skin and my hair is fucked up.

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Eulogy 04-25-2002 04:50 PM

My chin
My hair (not just on my head...)
My feet

uh-huh

Helena Handbasket 04-25-2002 06:14 PM

-legs are too skinny
-too short waisted
-stupd looking chin
-mouth is too small
-my boobs... don't even get me started
-I don't like the way my face is shaped
-I have baby cheeks (Mayfuck pointed this out almost three years ago, and I still haven't forgotten about it)
-one of my fingers is crooked from slamming it in the van door a few years ago.. I don't like my fingers much, anyway
-the underside of my arms are really veiny
-my back
-I have no butt
-I don't like the way my face looks when I smile, my eyes scrunch up
-scars on my knee
-my nails are really thin


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Lie 04-25-2002 06:18 PM

I have extremely dry skin and my lips are always chapped.


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Lie 04-25-2002 06:18 PM

Oh, yeah, I have poor circulation too so my hands are always freezing.

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frail_and_bedazzled 04-25-2002 06:48 PM

my ankles. they're just not shapely and nice.

my face tends to look too chubby for my liking.

my nose...although i've grown to appreciate it.

my short legs..i'm tall, but my torso is long instead of my legs

eh..i have a lot of what people would consider imperfections but i'm actually quite fond of them. my round belly and funny ears, for instance.

Elvis The Naked Years 04-25-2002 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Salena Child:
i have an issue with my butt.

i have an issue with it too.

Salena Child 04-25-2002 06:53 PM

more issues:

-i have a deep line on my forehead that should not be there. i am only 21 http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

- my nose is too long.

- i don't have any boobs.

- i have flintstone feet.

jenny4ever 04-25-2002 07:07 PM

-my skin is really dry and then its oily on my face
-my ass and saddlebags
-my boobs are way too small
-and then theres my face

wangcomputers 04-25-2002 07:09 PM

i have a sunburn scar on my shoulder
my dose is doo big
and my boobs are too small

yay - what a happy thread.

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Undone 04-25-2002 09:18 PM

I have a huge ass!
I have no boobs!
My legs are way too short!
I have scars on my upper legs and thighs that will never go away!
My face is shiny!
My hair is impossible to take care of.

What I like about my body:

-my arms are well defined
-my tummy is in good shape
-actually, my ass would be pretty nice if I had these boobs taken care of
-my feet are cute

So very sad about me 04-25-2002 09:22 PM

-Giant ass....seriously inflated, not proportionate bubbly ass that causes jeans not to fit, or to sit so low that my butt crack always shows http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/mad.gif
-General flab
-Really untoned legs from my surgery
-I don't really have ankles. just giant meat sticks



Graveflower 04-25-2002 09:38 PM

Fat.

PhantomFM 04-25-2002 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jenny4ever:
-my ass and saddlebags

wtf are saddlebags?

and if your ass was any smaller, you would have trouble pooing

KrazeePumpkin 04-25-2002 09:46 PM

There are too many comments I can make but instead I'll allow you all to make comments about mine:

-I wish I could dye my hair a million times and still have soft hair.
-I wish I could lose weight ONLY in my stomach, I finally am content with EVERYTHING but my stomach...grr

disarmed zero 04-25-2002 09:53 PM

- my stomach has a "pudge" (although Jeff says it's hot and cute)
- my back
- my legs

my body according to other people:
- Jeff thinks i'm too skinny (5'5" 117lbs)

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Krafty 04-28-2002 11:14 PM

My feet. . . its hard to find shoes
My stomach

kypper 04-28-2002 11:15 PM

I can honestly say I have no problems with my body; it's my mind that's fucked.

melancholymystic 04-28-2002 11:21 PM

-very chubby
-fat ass
-frizzy bangs that alwyas curls up
-i always get acne on my forehead,but thats it

bonsor 04-28-2002 11:28 PM

- My thighs are a bit large, yet nothing that couldn't be trimmed down with a little exercise
- I have one testicle
- I have hair as thick as my head hair all the way down the back of my neck. I wear my hair long to conceal it.

There's another bodily feature that I'm not really comfortable at all talking about with anybody but my parents, and even then it's hard. I'll just say that my first 10 years of public schooling were hell because of it.


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