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Undone 04-25-2002 09:18 PM

I have a huge ass!
I have no boobs!
My legs are way too short!
I have scars on my upper legs and thighs that will never go away!
My face is shiny!
My hair is impossible to take care of.

What I like about my body:

-my arms are well defined
-my tummy is in good shape
-actually, my ass would be pretty nice if I had these boobs taken care of
-my feet are cute

So very sad about me 04-25-2002 09:22 PM

-Giant ass....seriously inflated, not proportionate bubbly ass that causes jeans not to fit, or to sit so low that my butt crack always shows http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/mad.gif
-General flab
-Really untoned legs from my surgery
-I don't really have ankles. just giant meat sticks



Graveflower 04-25-2002 09:38 PM

Fat.

PhantomFM 04-25-2002 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jenny4ever:
-my ass and saddlebags

wtf are saddlebags?

and if your ass was any smaller, you would have trouble pooing

KrazeePumpkin 04-25-2002 09:46 PM

There are too many comments I can make but instead I'll allow you all to make comments about mine:

-I wish I could dye my hair a million times and still have soft hair.
-I wish I could lose weight ONLY in my stomach, I finally am content with EVERYTHING but my stomach...grr

disarmed zero 04-25-2002 09:53 PM

- my stomach has a "pudge" (although Jeff says it's hot and cute)
- my back
- my legs

my body according to other people:
- Jeff thinks i'm too skinny (5'5" 117lbs)

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they're wondering now if this is who's been running the planet all this time.

Krafty 04-28-2002 11:14 PM

My feet. . . its hard to find shoes
My stomach

kypper 04-28-2002 11:15 PM

I can honestly say I have no problems with my body; it's my mind that's fucked.

melancholymystic 04-28-2002 11:21 PM

-very chubby
-fat ass
-frizzy bangs that alwyas curls up
-i always get acne on my forehead,but thats it

bonsor 04-28-2002 11:28 PM

- My thighs are a bit large, yet nothing that couldn't be trimmed down with a little exercise
- I have one testicle
- I have hair as thick as my head hair all the way down the back of my neck. I wear my hair long to conceal it.

There's another bodily feature that I'm not really comfortable at all talking about with anybody but my parents, and even then it's hard. I'll just say that my first 10 years of public schooling were hell because of it.

Stearnsie 04-28-2002 11:32 PM

I'm a guy, so I shouldn't care all that much, but I have wide Ass hips.

melancholymystic 04-28-2002 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ******:
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There's another bodily feature that I'm not really comfortable at all talking about with anybody but my parents, and even then it's hard. I'll just say that my first 10 years of public schooling were hell because of it.

do tell! you can't just hint at it like that and expect everyone to forget about it.


Krafty 04-28-2002 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by melancholymystic:
do tell! you can't just hint at it like that and expect everyone to forget about it.



if there is a llama 04-28-2002 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by melancholymystic:
do tell! you can't just hint at it like that and expect everyone to forget about it.



kypper 04-28-2002 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ******:
- My thighs are a bit large, yet nothing that couldn't be trimmed down with a little exercise
- I have one testicle
- I have hair as thick as my head hair all the way down the back of my neck. I wear my hair long to conceal it.

There's another bodily feature that I'm not really comfortable at all talking about with anybody but my parents, and even then it's hard. I'll just say that my first 10 years of public schooling were hell because of it.

You could always shave your neck; it's common to have a bit of hair there dude.

meow 04-29-2002 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smiley33:
I'd like a nice medium B cup. Fuck C. I wanna be able to walk around with no bra on.

Lets trade

BlueStar 04-29-2002 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Undone:
I have a huge ass!
I have no boobs!

I have tons of little scars all over my body.
I hate my thighs.
I hate my nose.
I am way too pale.



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Smiley33 04-29-2002 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by meow:
Lets trade

gladly. but you gotta throw in your dad's pantyhose, too. I mean, I gotta buy new bras and everything now.

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pukey

Mayfuck 04-29-2002 12:06 AM

My ethnicity

meow 04-29-2002 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smiley33:
gladly. but you gotta throw in your dad's pantyhose, too. I mean, I gotta buy new bras and everything now.


*sigh* I really didn't want to give them up, but I guess a deal is a deal!

kypper 04-29-2002 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by meow:
*sigh* I really didn't want to give them up, but I guess a deal is a deal!

Now she can go running with me. Yaaaay!

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meow 04-29-2002 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kypper:
Now she can go running with me. Yaaaay!


at least you two will have matching pantyhose!

aomb1979 04-29-2002 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ******:
- I have one testicle


That's gotta suck.


kypper 04-29-2002 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by meow:
at least you two will have matching pantyhose!

Does this make my ass look fat?

meow 04-29-2002 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kypper:
Does this make my ass look fat?

you can get ones that slim your ass

or have ass padding

its entirely up to you

kypper 04-29-2002 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by meow:
you can get ones that slim your ass

or have ass padding

its entirely up to you

I doubt anything would make my ass look fat, but thanks anyway.
Do they come with built in jock-support?

Smiley33 04-29-2002 12:52 AM

http://www.learn.co.uk/edenproject/l...ges/smelly.jpg

The smells it makes. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

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pukey

Silverstream 04-29-2002 01:17 AM

- my skin is so pale that you can see all my veins, especially the ones over my breasts. plus its really delicate...sometimes i just want a fucking tan.
- my eyebrows are never how i want them
- my nose
- i have too many scars and they remind me of my stupidity
- i hate my toes
- my thighs and stomach are ugly


meow 04-29-2002 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kypper:
I doubt anything would make my ass look fat, but thanks anyway.
Do they come with built in jock-support?

yeah but i dont think you could get them anywhere common!

KiIgore Trout 04-29-2002 03:15 AM

My Alter Ego.. Even though i think he is pretty hot!


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