Netphorians with remarkably good grammar
 

I'm not talking about blatant spelling errors here. I'm talking about subtleties such as missing commas, apostrophes and capitalization errors.

People from whom I don't recall ever seeing a grammatical error:

Mayfuck
Smack Me In My Mouth
James Is Cool

And that is my list. That's it. Pretty sad, eh?

[This message has been edited by ****** (edited 04-08-2002).]

It's because of my buttplug... really.

Hopefully i can be included in that category!

(AGAIN)

******: get off the computer so your little sister and I can get busy.

not too likely with that uncapitalized i

Ooooooooh. Nice try.

Yeah! When are we going to see those pics of your sister, man?!

i dont even think julio speaks real english, i think its one of those babelfish type things, where it interprets the whole webpage

i don't care for capitiliaztion, but i usually use proper punctuation when typing. people can't get over the fact that i ******* periods in instant messaging.

i fink teh comma goez after 'hoewvar'

I have never gotten into the habit of using periods in instant messages. When I use them, it feels so good and finite. So satisfying.

Thus what if I do not speak English? Babelfish allows me to communicate to me with you to widen my personal horizons by the association with the foreigners such as. Push-thus it, friend!

I am the grammar God.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

who cares noone is being paid or graded to be here?

well..heh i guess technically some of us who post form work are

I never make mistakes!

Oh shut up fag.

jews.

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i like how the grammar is immaculate in this post, its funny.

I always capitalize and punctuate. On occasion I misspell a word, but it's usually just a typo.
Brendan, Becca, and, I think, Random Female have good grammar, too. If I'm not mistaken.

hey, if i do remember correctly, i was the original grammar nazi of netphoria.

pay no mind to my flagrant disuse of capitalization. that stuff's for pu$$ies.

julio is always making tons of little grammar errors! not because he's dumb in grammar but prolly cuz he's tired (cuz he doesn't have a bed http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/mad.gif )

why just the other day he said something like "me and strange_one are just too sophisticated" or something. i forget. i didn't correct him cuz i knew it was just a flub :-/

funny

I think I do pretty well.

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Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear.

Did he ******* himself on the list? Fucking gay fag.

Go clean your pussy.

I have an inherent grammar editor engrounded into my brain. Unfortunately, when I"m on netphoria or other mbs he goes on strike. However, you should see me write a term paper. Man, nobody's got nothin on me there.

Shh

Why should I when I can get someone else to do it for me?

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Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear.

You must learn that it is ok to see your reflection in the mirror & realize you're gay. No, need to beat yourself up about it.

it seems that Lie gets insulted after every single post she makes.

if it's not nevermind, it's affectation

It's okay. I'm tough. I won't break under pressure like the others before me.

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Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear.

What?

Are you high, or just fucking retarded?

mr. folladori is quite proper. its nauseating actually. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

Oh, FUCK. I KNEW I MESSED UP.

I'd vote Elisabeth on this one. She talks the same way on IM too, it's kinda unnerving at first. Ian's usually quite precise too.

I'm using an evolved type of grammar, where I may or may not use a period at the end of the last sentence of a post, depending on the finality of the statement. So there

I think my grammar, while not impeccable, is certainly quite good.

~Chris, who got a perfect verbal PSAT score (790 on the SAT's) and a perfect SAT II writing score, so nyeh! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/tongue.gif

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I needed to do that.

i constantly correct others' grammar in my head. i rarely make grammatical errors, unless i just don't care. every once in a while i catch myself saying things like "to whom are you writing?", etc... and spelling? jesus. i correct my teachers' spelling all the time.
my mother caused it! dammit!