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racist jokes are fun
how do you starve a black guy?
hide his foodstamps under his work boots. that's funny. ------------------ http://www.canoe.ca/MusicImagesT/tool2_160.jpg http://www.michaelmuir.com/reviewpic..._lateralus.jpg http://www.9inchnails.net/remix-file...es/maynard.jpg aim - shesellsmelsd |
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well, this isn't a race joke, but it's pretty damned funny (and it's from George Carlin's latest HBO special):
Q: why is it that a c0ck is usually depicted on a weather vane? A: because if it was a c u n t, the wind would blow right through it. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif ------------------ www.nevercrashnow.com [This message has been edited by doctor gonzo (edited 03-15-2002).] [This message has been edited by doctor gonzo (edited 03-15-2002).] |
What's the difference between a black guy and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four. |
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How do you stop a black guy from drowning?
Get your foot off his head. |
what happens when you shoot a black guy on a bike?
you get your bike back. ------------------ http://www.canoe.ca/MusicImagesT/tool2_160.jpg http://www.michaelmuir.com/reviewpic..._lateralus.jpg http://www.9inchnails.net/remix-file...es/maynard.jpg aim - shesellsmelsd |
How do you blind a chinese person?
Put a piece of string over their eyes |
what does the human race and jelly beans have in common?
nobody likes the black ones ------------------ http://www.canoe.ca/MusicImagesT/tool2_160.jpg http://www.michaelmuir.com/reviewpic..._lateralus.jpg http://www.9inchnails.net/remix-file...es/maynard.jpg aim - shesellsmelsd |
Q: What does the human race and jelly beans have in common?
A: Nobody likes the Black ones. |
What's the difference between a black guy and a snow tire?
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them |
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two firemen are butt-fucking in a smoke filled room.
the fire chief walks in and says "WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON HERE??" the fireman says "sir, this man suffers from smoke inhalation." the fire chief says "well, did you give him mouth to mouth?" and the fireman says "yeah, how do you think this shit got started?" HA! |
why do arabian women wear red dots on their foreheads?
for better aiming ------------------ http://www.canoe.ca/MusicImagesT/tool2_160.jpg http://www.michaelmuir.com/reviewpic..._lateralus.jpg http://www.9inchnails.net/remix-file...es/maynard.jpg aim - shesellsmelsd |
an apartment building housing a black family, a white family, and a hispanic family burns to the ground one tuesday afternoon.
which family survived the blaze? A: the white family, because they were at work. |
How do you kill 100 Mexicans at once?
Blow up their van. |
did you hear they dropped a bomb on italy?
it slid off. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif |
why do black people stink?
so blind people can hate them too ------------------ http://www.canoe.ca/MusicImagesT/tool2_160.jpg http://www.michaelmuir.com/reviewpic..._lateralus.jpg http://www.9inchnails.net/remix-file...es/maynard.jpg aim - shesellsmelsd |
What's a redneck virgin?
A seven year-old that can run faster than her brothers. |
Q: what do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 black guys?
A: victim Q: what do you call a white guy surrounded by 8 black guys? A: coach Q: what do you call a white guy surrounded by 200 black guys? A: warden Q: what do you call a hundred black guys parachuting at once? A: skeet Q: what's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A: pizzas don't scream when you put them in ovens. |
What do you get when you cross an Eskimo with a Nigger?
A Snowblower that Doesn't work! Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time? He doesn't know he's black. |
how do you circumsize a redneck?
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Q: how did the germans take poland?
A: they marched in backwards and said they were leaving. Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: because it had AIDS. AIDS IS FINALLY FUNNY!! WOO HOO!! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif |
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a guy takes his 7 year old son to a toystore that specializes in robotic toys. the kid's looking around and checking things out. meanwhile, the store owner approaches the dad and tells him that he has some adult type toys in the back room if he'd like to check them out.
they go in the back room and the store owner pulls out a bag and hands it to the dad. the dad reaches in and pulls out what he has to believe is the most beautiful pu$$y he's ever seen. it feels real. it looks real. he's totally floored. the store owner tells him to smell it. he does, and it's the best smelling pu$$y the guy's ever had the pleasure to put his nose to. the store owner tells him to touch it. the guy does and it starts to quiver. he's amazed. the store owner tells him to put his finger in it. the dad does, and much to his amazement, the pu$$y starts to get wet! sensing a big sale, the store owner says with a wink: "so...do you want me to wrap that up for you?" to which the dad replies: "no thanks. i'll eat it here." tee hee hee..... [This message has been edited by doctor gonzo (edited 03-15-2002).] |
Q: What's the flattest surface you ever ironed your pants on?
A: A white girl's ass Q: what do you get when you mix an italian with a gorilla? A: A retarded gorilla Q: Why do the Scottish wear kilts? A: Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away Haw, I just insulted myself. |
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Q. What do u get when you cross an Italian and a Pollack?
A. A guy who makes you an offer you cant understand. |
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it isn't racist, but why did Marilyn Manson cross the road?
because his d1ck was stuck in the chicken. [I came up with that one and boy, does it show!] what would you call the flinstones if they were black? niggers [an oldie, but a goodie] ------------------ i'll get myself into a coma... FALL FROM GRACE:DAVID'S SMASHING PUMPKINS BOOTLIST |
Not one of the jokes in this thread is funny. Not because they are racist, just because they're shit and I hate them.
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How do you tell who the groom is at a German wedding?
He's the guy with the clean bowling shirt. How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope. How do you get a one-armed Polack out of a tree? Wave. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif |
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Q. whats the difference between a black person and a pile of shit?
A. after a while the pile of shit turns white and stops smelling! Q. You know the Italian airline Alitalia? Well, did you hear about the new Italian airline based in Genoa? A. Its called GENitalia. Q. Why dont Italians barbeque? A. Because the spaghetti keeps falling thru the grills! |
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Why are pedophiles always happy?
Because they fuck little kids. ------------------ "They made it illegal as soon as they saw me doing it. . ." |
Two black guys and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving?
The cops. What do you find at a black family's garage sale? Your stuff. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif |
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