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it isn't racist, but why did Marilyn Manson cross the road?
because his d1ck was stuck in the chicken. [I came up with that one and boy, does it show!] what would you call the flinstones if they were black? niggers [an oldie, but a goodie] ------------------ i'll get myself into a coma... FALL FROM GRACE:DAVID'S SMASHING PUMPKINS BOOTLIST |
Not one of the jokes in this thread is funny. Not because they are racist, just because they're shit and I hate them.
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How do you tell who the groom is at a German wedding?
He's the guy with the clean bowling shirt. How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope. How do you get a one-armed Polack out of a tree? Wave. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif |
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Q. whats the difference between a black person and a pile of shit?
A. after a while the pile of shit turns white and stops smelling! Q. You know the Italian airline Alitalia? Well, did you hear about the new Italian airline based in Genoa? A. Its called GENitalia. Q. Why dont Italians barbeque? A. Because the spaghetti keeps falling thru the grills! |
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Why are pedophiles always happy?
Because they fuck little kids. ------------------ "They made it illegal as soon as they saw me doing it. . ." |
Two black guys and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving?
The cops. What do you find at a black family's garage sale? Your stuff. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif |
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What did the cannibalistic pedophile have for breakfast?
A four-year old girl’s c Not so much funny, but quite informative. ------------------ "They made it illegal as soon as they saw me doing it. . ." |
How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a white girl?
Throw 'em a basketball! |
How do you stop 5 basketballs from throwing a black guy?
Rape 'em a white girl! ------------------ "They made it illegal as soon as they saw me doing it. . ." |
Why were there only 6000 Mexicans at the Alamo? They had only one station wagon.
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When a white baby dies, where does it go?
heaven What do they put on its back? wings What do they call it? an angel When a black baby dies, where does it go? heaven What do the put on its back? wings What do they call it? an angel Wrong... a bat. |
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This thread honestly sucks.
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what do the black netphorians think?
oh shit, there aren't any. i wish there was one, honestly. the last dead baby joke thread got busted by all those dead babies, and it looks like we all have more lessons to learn. that stevie wonder one made me laugh though. |
Q: Whats worse than smoking pot with a baby?
A: Making a bong out of it. |
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NO THIS IS THE BEST JOKE!
what do you call a black guy??? a nigger hahahaha ------------------ the kids ass is a duck |
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Q: how long does it take a black women to take a shit?
A 9 months Q: where do you hide money from a [insert racial minority here]? A: underneath a bar of soap Q: a black guy, a mexican and jew are in a car, whose driving? A: the cop thats it for now, until i can remember more... |
this post is a disgrace.
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