Imitate other Netphorians here
 

lol...fucking moron.

np: try try try 4/16/00

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I was never very good at imitating people or acting... or lying...

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<Satanstick> that dude is kinda cute
<Satanstick> I say this with full control over my sexuality

why are you always so mean like i don't understand why you are always so negative to people some people cant help being stupid or bored or without a life and they like come to netphoria to share a piece of themselves and...um like youre probably likely sorta fucking them up see and i think your just stuppid heehee

i'm huingry right now or i was just a minute ago but theres no food in the house http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/mad.gif i like it when my refrigerator talks to me but it doesn't really talk to me too much since the governtmenet i mean the government killed Timothy Mcveigh. see Tim Mcveigh used to call up my house and say "s your refrigerator running and i'd go into the kitchen and aski askit if it was running and it would say of curse im running and i'd tell timm that it was running and he'd say i better go catch it and id' go umm and he'd like laugh and light a firecracker or a

i like love julio http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/mad.gif sorta yeah

oh, the suze imitation is such a given. enough already.

You are all pathetic.

shut up

I can't tell who this is supposed to be.

it wasn't an imitation.

you better keep 'em separated

np: NOT that song

GOOD JOB GRUMPY PANTS YOU RUINED THE THREAD!

So alright, you netphorian d1ckweeds. I was bangin' my girlfriend yesterday when George Bush came on the television. I had to stop bangin' because it was the almighty Bush, who I worship in all my military splendor. My girlfriend got all mad because I stopped hittin her ***** to watch Bush talk about missile defense, but i was like bitch this is more important than you.

oh yeah and come see me scratch on Wednesday, March 20th at Klantee central.

lol silly little *****

np: hummer 02/03/94

shandi?

this thread sucks cheetah **** mostly because it has nothing to do with Mike Patton

CHEETOZ!@!!


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I'll crush your pretty toenails into a thousand pieces

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Brad.

My turn.

[insert one word reply that is only relevant to the first post here]

*Gigglies*.

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<Satanstick> that dude is kinda cute
<Satanstick> I say this with full control over my sexuality

oh crescentfresh, how I fap over thee.

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Wait, if what you are saying is true...then I still don't care. - Dave Nelson

AIM: pugbugg

YOU HAVE TO BE MORE SPECIFIC

WHO are you imitating?

thiz tred iz bery zutupid.. zee dozen't like stuff like thiz.

ZE!!!!!!!!!

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Talent is in the choice!

Imitate other Netphorians here.

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so very lame-o.
jes.

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Talent is in the choice!

hahahaha

Hal Sparks is not gay
and i am eating fried tofu
...i look good naked

That's great, but it's not like we care. I have high enough self-esteem that I don't have to make comments about my body on the internet to feel good about myself. Oh well. That's the point of Netphoria, I guess. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/tongue.gif

*strips naked*

It's not like I have to worry about attracting attention anyway, I already have a boyfriend with a huge pee-pee. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

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Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear.

<3

This is, essentially, as far as I can see, a stupid thread. I don't know about anyone else, but I'm only here for the music. I don't really care about anything else. So really, we should just be talking about good bands like the Cure, you know?

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Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear.

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So I was listening to Amnesiac the other day, thinking about how different and yet similar it is to Kid A, and my mom kicked my dad out of the house. Here's the thing. He was cheating on her. However, my mom is a heartless bitch. Therefore, I think I should start having sex. What do you guys think?

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Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear.

It's someone who's been gone for quite some time.

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Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear.

what germ? wheat germ. what the fuck is it?

okay, so i'm not one to usually knock food products. i like my food, and i LOVE brand names. nutella, being one of my favorite little jarred oddity.

but i've had this thing burning inside of me, since i can remember. my dad used to stock our shelves sometimes after a huge shopping trip at the army PX. now, he would usually get my usual favorites, such as salted meat, smoked baby clams and vienna sausages. but every 5 years or so, he would buy a massive jar of wheat germ. a mystery to me, i never knew what it was used for. growing up a mormon, i thought it might be part of some ritualistic prayer, and the recipient rolled around in wheat germ. or maybe it was put on their head.

i asked my dad this question, numerous times, as a hungry, frustrated teenager looking for food. when everything else in the house ran out, we always had the old standbys; wheat germ and yogurt. i say bullshit, dad. we all know you were in the army, and that did something to your head.

i know you are saying right now "but, noyen, wheat germ DOES have it's uses. just because you don't use it, doesnt mean some third world culture doesn't use it in their cuisine". i did a little research this time, and i came up with a few "selling points" for wheat germ.

"It's more versatile than ever before. It's a good source of six vitamins and minerals necessary for a healthy diet.

You can bake with it, top with it, or cook with it to add a healthy crunch to virtually any recipe. Find it in the cereal aisle, then get a taste of this all-around food enhancer by trying these recipes."

you know what i say to that? FUCK YOU! if i want to add crunch to my chicken, guess what i'm going to use? CRACKERS. or BREAD CRUMBS. FUCK YOU WHEAT GERM.

i've tried it in yogurt, i've tried to think what it could be used for other than some sort of rat poison. WHEAT GERM IS USELESS. take it off my shelves! i don't believe that wheat germ is a viable source of ANYTHING until it is used as the themed ingredent on IRON CHEF.

i propose a new labelling system, that every jar of wheat germ have the following warning:

"Folic acid has been proven to play a vital role in creating certain birth defects. This is why the FDA proposes you use this product to the fullest extent possible! USE IT ON EVERY FOOD! The FDA has a long stance on promoting birth defects, and Wheat Germ is the official food of the FDA. In order to ensure the U.S. wins the Olympics, we are sending "EMERGENCY PACKETS" of Wheat Germ to countries competing in the Olypmics! It's most effective in the first three weeks of pregnancy - well before most women know they are pregnant. If you're a woman of childbearing age, and are not a citizen of the United States, consider boosting the amount of folic acid in your diet just to be sure: in the past, most women have not met their recommended daily value of folic acid. Our packaging in non-U.S. markets reads as the following: "Wheat germ is the source of many other essential vitamins and minerals, including Vitamin E and other antioxidants, which may reduce the risk of heart disease." HAHA! Of course we know this is bullshit. To abide by other U.S. laws, we are required to make Wheat Germ available to U.S. residents, so please disregaurd this message, and buy a bottle for your foreign friend today!

Wheat germ adds a delicious taste and crunch to virtually any recipe, and it's an easy way to add the benefit of advanced birth defects. Wheat germ can also replace up to 1/2 cup of the flour in recipes for muffins, breads, pancakes, and many other baked goods, making it even easier to ******* this in every possible ethnic meal!

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SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE A LION CHASING A BUTTERFLY!

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THERE'S ALOT OF BUTTER AND SYRRUP IN MY FRIDGEROATOR!

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THE NETPHROIA KIDS ARE SO WACKY!

WWW.LIVEJOURNAL.COM

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!


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SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE A LION CHASING A BUTTERFLY!

http://www.noyen.org/images/julian.jpg

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THERE'S ALOT OF BUTTER AND SYRRUP IN MY FRIDGEROATOR!

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THE NETPHROIA KIDS ARE SO WACKY!

I love bands that you've never even heard of. Chances are, you never will. Therefore, I have the best taste in music, poetry, coffee cups, cheese, and clothing. What are you getting so uptight about? I think I speak for everyone when I say that your comments are absoloutely irrelevant. Do you hate me or something? Come on, I know you do. Just let it all out. Hey, I think I speak for everyone when I say that I'm much cooler than you. That is so last month.

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