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strange_one 03-07-2002 08:52 AM

sitting at the computer when you still have a condom on
 
mmmmm squishy...

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The Patient 03-07-2002 08:53 AM

why do you wear a condom? it'll be impossible to get your girl for atleast a couple years. by then that bleeding problem she's having now should stop, but you're gonna have to deal with a completely new one.

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strange_one 03-07-2002 09:08 AM

hmm lets see....in the last few hours
- I've been off making love to a wonderful girlfriend
- You've been sitting on netphoria playing with yer ****

I win, chump

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The Patient 03-07-2002 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by strange_one:
hmm lets see....in the last few hours
- I've been off making love to a wonderful girlfriend
- You've been sitting on netphoria playing with yer ****

I win, chump


i haven't been sitting at my computer the whole time... i played video games... and watched tv... and...

fine. you win.

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strange_one 03-07-2002 09:13 AM

ta dude http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif you sure do change sigs often

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The Patient 03-07-2002 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by strange_one:
ta dude http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif you sure do change sigs often


that's insomnia.

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wangcomputers 03-07-2002 09:43 AM

http://www.piksandcrap.homestead.com/files/strange.jpg

[This message has been edited by wangcomputers (edited 03-07-2002).]

Kilgore Trout 03-07-2002 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wangcomputers:
http://www.piksandcrap.homestead.com/files/strange.jpg

[This message has been edited by wangcomputers (edited 03-07-2002).]

Zing!!!



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Smiley33 03-07-2002 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wangcomputers:
http://www.piksandcrap.homestead.com/files/strange.jpg

[This message has been edited by wangcomputers (edited 03-07-2002).]

*explodes with laughter*



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Translucence 03-07-2002 11:16 AM

good one http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif

cozmic 03-07-2002 11:20 AM


Smiley33 03-07-2002 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cozmic:

hee hee hee hee



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^Agony_Imp^ 03-07-2002 03:27 PM

"That was incredible honey."

"Hmm?"

"I said that was really good..."

"Oh, thats nice. Listen, I'm going to go sit on netphoria for a while now, okay?"

Who's the fucking loser?

El Scorcho 03-07-2002 03:39 PM

*washes hands*

spava 03-07-2002 03:41 PM

Condoms suck.

undivinemartyr 03-07-2002 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wangcomputers:
Quote:

Originally posted by cozmic:

And the talent comes out.

[This message has been edited by undivinemartyr (edited 03-07-2002).]

^Agony_Imp^ 03-07-2002 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spava:
Condoms suck.
God, that aroused me mightily.

In all honesty, I do not believe I have been more aroused on netphoria then this, ever before.


wangcomputers 03-07-2002 03:54 PM

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php...uters&ID=57113

^Agony_Imp^ 03-07-2002 03:59 PM

yup, read it before.

But still, what Lisa said...

I want to.... fuck.

spava 03-07-2002 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ^Agony_Imp^:
God, that aroused me mightily.

Why?

^Agony_Imp^ 03-07-2002 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spava:
Why?
I really have no idea...

but..... it did.


^Agony_Imp^ 03-07-2002 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ^Agony_Imp^:
I really have no idea...

but..... it did.


quite possibly because I made it visual...


wangcomputers 03-07-2002 04:17 PM

dirty boy

Ammy 03-07-2002 04:34 PM

shithead, you have sex, and before you take your fuking condom off, which i will assume means you did not lay next to her afterwards for very long, you run off to post on netphoria about it?


you're an idiot, if you were my bf i'd be very pissed off.

Liquid-J 03-07-2002 04:49 PM

why the fuck do you go on netphoria right after sex? that is just... sad.

GlassDreams 03-07-2002 05:28 PM

Why the hell would you want to be sitting around in a fucking condom anyway??? And yes, as many have said before me in this thread, you are a dumbass.

The Gaddrow 03-07-2002 05:30 PM

Great thread.

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Smiley33 03-07-2002 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Gaddrow:
Great thread.




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New Art Rioter 03-07-2002 07:10 PM

Eww. That's gross. Really.

Lie 03-07-2002 07:11 PM

Do you still have it on?

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Smiley33 03-07-2002 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lie:
Do you still have it on?



good god I hope not


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Nate the Grate 03-07-2002 07:14 PM

sex http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/icons/icon14.gif

strange_one 03-07-2002 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ammy:
shithead, you have sex, and before you take your fuking condom off, which i will assume means you did not lay next to her afterwards for very long, you run off to post on netphoria about it?


you're an idiot, if you were my bf i'd be very pissed off.

ok, I had sex maybe 2 and a half hours before I posted here, and it was not even at my house, its not like I just got up out of bed and walked over to the computer. I had not gotten around to taking the condom off yet.
get your facts straight before you call me a shithead


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strange_one 03-07-2002 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lie:
Do you still have it on?


nope

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Smiley33 03-07-2002 08:03 PM

this just gts better and better.

and so does my spelling.

[This message has been edited by Smiley33 (edited 03-07-2002).]

paranoid 03-07-2002 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by strange_one:
ok, I had sex maybe 2 and a half hours before I posted here, and it was not even at my house, its not like I just got up out of bed and walked over to the computer. I had not gotten around to taking the condom off yet.
get your facts straight before you call me a shithead



ok, so instead of going to the bathroom first or where ever it is you get rid of your condoms, you go to your computer first. eeew.

usually i just leave the condom in the vagina.

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Smiley33 03-07-2002 08:08 PM

wow. it must be rough to be a guy.

strange_one 03-07-2002 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by paranoid:
ok, so instead of going to the bathroom first or where ever it is you get rid of your condoms, you go to your computer first. eeew.

ok yes I am guilty of that, I admit it. usually I wait until I have to pee or something and then take it off when I go the bathroom. I got in my car and drove home with it on still, then i walked in, made a coffee and sat down at the computer.
so all in all, you can give me shit for leaving a condom on, but you cannot give me shit for leaving my partner and stumbling over to the computer, since as I have now explained, wasn't the case.

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PkPhuoko 03-07-2002 08:11 PM

fuck condoms! STD's and babies ROOL!

paranoid 03-07-2002 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by strange_one:
ok yes I am guilty of that, I admit it. usually I wait until I have to pee or something and then take it off when I go the bathroom. I got in my car and drove home with it on still, then i walked in, made a coffee and sat down at the computer.
so all in all, you can give me shit for leaving a condom on, but you cannot give me shit for leaving my partner and stumbling over to the computer, since as I have now explained, wasn't the case.


well no i wasn't one of those who jumped at that conclusion.

but lemme put it this way... say you get into a car accident on the way home and die. you get brought to the morgue and when then autopsy you they find you with that thing danglin on ya with all of it's extracted yuckies. is that how you want to be found dead? is it?

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